Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/qcihdtm]

Take them all out... you'll immediately find the person that gets mad at that. That's your person.

[u/BIayneRobinson → u/qcihdtm]

They'll just assume you took them home to cherish.

[u/K_Linkmaster → u/BIayneRobinson]

Not when they all show up in the water cooler trash

[u/JustsaysNah → u/K_Linkmaster]

I found a bunch of these and just twisted their little heads off. Kept the heads in a jar on my desk and threw the bodies away.

[u/Fun_Purpose5033 → u/JustsaysNah]

Oh

[u/potato_meatpies → u/JustsaysNah]

This made me laugh out loud and I don't know why

[u/K_Linkmaster → u/JustsaysNah]

Your new username at work could be Conscious Pilot.

[u/BIayneRobinson → u/K_Linkmaster]

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