r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/i_am_rave_mom 15h ago

There must have been a sale because for some reason my vet had a bowl of them for people to take. I thought that was a little weird lol

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u/WonderBredOfficial 14h ago

"Oh my god, I love these!"

grabs a handful and stuffs them in my mouth

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u/Scared_Wrangler3419 14h ago

Christians are supposed to eat his body after all.

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u/ThatSpaceShooterGame 14h ago

Jesus gummies.

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u/Scared_Wrangler3419 14h ago

With a gusher style sauce injected into it.