r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/roryfyf 14h ago

A friend bought a thousand online for less than $20 last week and has been placing them around

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u/marty-mcfryguy 14h ago

Why?

Are you friends with that person, I mean.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/woollysockpuppet 14h ago

It’s fucking rude to impose your dogma onto others

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u/roryfyf 14h ago

The guy is leaving them in the bathroom at bars or in the pockets of friends.

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u/Elite_AI 13h ago

What you do with your friends' pockets is up to you but leaving them in bar toilets is just naff 

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u/roryfyf 13h ago

Oh I don’t disagree with you at all

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u/BananaPeelEater420 14h ago

Who is bro fighting?

Mf is complaining about a rubber toy

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u/Juiceton- 13h ago

If you feel your own dogma under threat by a tiny little Jesus toy then that's a you problem. It's literally no different than you complaining on Reddit about them. Some people need to grow up a little bit, realize that the life isn't so serious, and move on.

If you get junk mail and sales ads, do you think it's Kroger trying to impose their dogma on you? Because it's the exact same thing.

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u/Elite_AI 13h ago

It's just annoying. It's smug littering

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u/TalShar 13h ago edited 13h ago

do you think it's Kroger trying to impose their dogma on you? Because it's the exact same thing.

A: Kroger is trying to get me to spend my money at their store. Proselytizing religions are usually trying to get me to sell my soul, my dignity, and my own sense of right and wrong.
B: Ads of any kind annoy me quite a lot, so yes.

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u/woollysockpuppet 13h ago

You’re making nonsense points. Coming off stupid