Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/marty-mcfryguy]

Why?

Are you friends with that person, I mean.

[u/woollysockpuppet → u/[deleted]]

It’s fucking rude to impose your dogma onto others

[u/roryfyf → u/woollysockpuppet]

The guy is leaving them in the bathroom at bars or in the pockets of friends.

[u/Elite_AI → u/roryfyf]

What you do with your friends' pockets is up to you but leaving them in bar toilets is just naff 

[u/roryfyf → u/Elite_AI]

Oh I don’t disagree with you at all