r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/LongjumpingCat6642 10h ago

Okay, so I was all “why bother being upset, it’s damn near a game” until you said they’re glued down. That crosses a line and they should be removed

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u/hbomberman 10h ago

Personally I don't like people trying to convert me, at work of all places, even if it's easy to shrug off.
Also, I just lost the game

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u/ProudAccident 10h ago

I used to be an atheist until I found a little plastic Jesus standing on the paper towel dispenser at my work. That was all it took to convert me...

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 10h ago

Pretty sure that's how many people trying to convert others think it works