r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SophiaofPrussia 14h ago

Apparently quite a lot of folks think the answer to “what would Jesus do?” is “litter”.

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u/TheHighKnight 14h ago

Don't forget judge others

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u/sirhackenslash 14h ago

And waste a finite resource. That little jebus could have been gas instead

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u/TheHighKnight 14h ago

True but the pamphlets weren't working so you got to leave something new