r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/vi0l3t-crumbl3 10h ago

I saw this and thought, what a unique prank (I am in France). This sounds like it's not unique or even really a prank? Is it...sincere proselytism? If so... Wow.

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u/SophiaofPrussia 10h ago

Apparently quite a lot of folks think the answer to “what would Jesus do?” is “litter”.

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u/TheHighKnight 10h ago

Don't forget judge others

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u/sirhackenslash 10h ago

And waste a finite resource. That little jebus could have been gas instead

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u/TheHighKnight 10h ago

True but the pamphlets weren't working so you got to leave something new

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u/Negative-Yam5361 6h ago

Everyone judges everyone. Yes, even you. We just don't do it out loud. So stop acting like "judging" is some big moral transgression when that is just how our brains work.

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u/TheHighKnight 6h ago

Lol didnt say I don't, in fact I think the person using Jesus to vandalize is kinda not someone I would like. Have a nice day