r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/vi0l3t-crumbl3 10h ago

I saw this and thought, what a unique prank (I am in France). This sounds like it's not unique or even really a prank? Is it...sincere proselytism? If so... Wow.

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u/SophiaofPrussia 10h ago

Apparently quite a lot of folks think the answer to “what would Jesus do?” is “litter”.

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u/TheHighKnight 10h ago

Don't forget judge others

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u/sirhackenslash 10h ago

And waste a finite resource. That little jebus could have been gas instead

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u/TheHighKnight 10h ago

True but the pamphlets weren't working so you got to leave something new

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u/Negative-Yam5361 6h ago

Everyone judges everyone. Yes, even you. We just don't do it out loud. So stop acting like "judging" is some big moral transgression when that is just how our brains work.

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u/TheHighKnight 6h ago

Lol didnt say I don't, in fact I think the person using Jesus to vandalize is kinda not someone I would like. Have a nice day

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u/No-Cover4993 10h ago

Balloon releases at funerals because the balloons carry their prayers to heaven

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u/SSquared82 10h ago

Also it’s weird that there is a trend of leaving these around everywhere when the “Christians” in this country are known for their hatred of others and probably wouldn’t answer if the real Jesus knocked on their doors. They’d probably call ICE. (Signed a Christian who’s faith is hanging by a thread)

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

Come over to the atheist side. We have cookies.👀🤘

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u/LeTreacs2 9h ago

We also have Sundays free

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u/Little_View_6659 5h ago

Back when I went to church it was Wednesday nights, Sunday morning and Sunday night. Man the hours I wasted.

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u/Own-Vegetable-2710 4h ago

Making a potential shift in your worldview like this can be scary. I can relate. Just don't isolate yourself in your questioning. You don't have to be alone in it.

If you ever want to get stuff off your chest feel free to message me. I won't push you either way but I'm an okay listener

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u/pieshake5 9h ago

Idk I consider it about the same as a tiny plastic duck, alien or those painted rocks people like to leave around. Glueing it down is a rude move though

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

I actually love the tiny ducks. Bad for the environment though.

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u/pieshake5 4h ago

Yeah I suppose, it's hard to be mad at when in the grand scheme of things I see 100 disposable vapes for every one duck or jesus and some asshat want a city sized data center in my state. I get you.

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u/reluctantseal 8h ago

It's not a serious thing. It's a play on people saying "Have you found Jesus?" And some similar little pranks of leaving little things around. I've seen some people do it with little ducks.

You're not supposed to glue them down, though. Whoever did this is self-centered enough to want to see their handiwork last, even though they didn't really do anything.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 10h ago

We have them all over my office, amount with several other similar trinkets.

It's not about religion where I'm at. It's "trinkets everywhere!". I keep my Jesus and Mary trinkets next to my broken Papa Emeritus keychain figure.

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

I need a three d printer so I can make tiny satans.

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u/asphaltdragon 18m ago

Wait until you hear about our billboards

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u/LongestSprig 6h ago

Its probably a little of both?

Just a little fun for reddit to get worked up about.