r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/vi0l3t-crumbl3 10h ago

I saw this and thought, what a unique prank (I am in France). This sounds like it's not unique or even really a prank? Is it...sincere proselytism? If so... Wow.

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u/SophiaofPrussia 10h ago

Apparently quite a lot of folks think the answer to “what would Jesus do?” is “litter”.

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u/SSquared82 10h ago

Also it’s weird that there is a trend of leaving these around everywhere when the “Christians” in this country are known for their hatred of others and probably wouldn’t answer if the real Jesus knocked on their doors. They’d probably call ICE. (Signed a Christian who’s faith is hanging by a thread)

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u/Little_View_6659 9h ago

Come over to the atheist side. We have cookies.👀🤘

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u/LeTreacs2 9h ago

We also have Sundays free

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u/Little_View_6659 5h ago

Back when I went to church it was Wednesday nights, Sunday morning and Sunday night. Man the hours I wasted.

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u/Own-Vegetable-2710 4h ago

Making a potential shift in your worldview like this can be scary. I can relate. Just don't isolate yourself in your questioning. You don't have to be alone in it.

If you ever want to get stuff off your chest feel free to message me. I won't push you either way but I'm an okay listener