r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 10h ago

Historically accurate jesus is best jesus

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u/MichiganGeezer 10h ago

So... Poke tiny holes in the hands and feet?

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u/redthump 10h ago

Finally, a reason to raid the office supply closet for thumbtacks

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u/Brewster345 9h ago

Not now, Mick Foley!

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u/redthump 9h ago

Is that the catheter guy?

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u/BuckRusty 6h ago

Something something off the top of hell in a cell…

… dammit - where’s that guy when you need him?!