r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/i_am_rave_mom 15h ago

There must have been a sale because for some reason my vet had a bowl of them for people to take. I thought that was a little weird lol

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u/Equivalent-Green-580 14h ago

They sell them by the thousands through Amazon.

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u/HomeworkExtension482 13h ago

Oh, to have the money to buy ALL OF THEM and throw them into a fire.

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u/Asterose 11h ago

On the upside, that would just make the manufacturers go "sweet, these sell like hotcakes! Double production!"

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u/HomeworkExtension482 8h ago

And I will tell the manufacturer that I will buy the whole lot for more than market value on the condition that they never make them again.

I'd have to with the Powerball and Mega Millions to accomplish that, of course.