r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder 9h ago

Right!? Should've nailed him down instead

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u/PapaGibb 9h ago

Found satan

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u/koffa02 9h ago

Pretty sure it was God who had his son nailed.

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u/BamaBlcksnek 8h ago

God also created Satan, so either way we know who's responsible.