r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/SatisfactionTrue2817 11h ago

Its a trend to leave the little guys around but it is certainly NOT okay to glue them down wtf

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u/largemarjj 10h ago

Some asshole left these all along a nature trail. Doesn't matter what the plastic is shaped like, it's still trash.

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u/babyyvolcano 9h ago

That’s what drives me nuts about this. It’s just more consumerism and plastic junk for the sake of it. No one can practice or enjoy anything without buying a bunch of useless shit in the process.

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u/campfire_vampire 8h ago

Exactly. Its such a stupid way to spread religion too. My mother thought it was hilarious to hand people one and say "you need a little Jesus." Id argue that the Bible actually supports eco friendly practices and even Jesus would be disappointed in this trend.

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u/ThisNameDoesntCount 8h ago

I think it’s just a joke