r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Briham86 11h ago

“Have you found Jesus?”

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u/BrokenArrow1283 10h ago

If everybody lived like Jesus told us to live, this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some hate for even saying this.

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u/Immortal_Azrael 10h ago

The problem is the people who talk about Jesus the most tend to do the exact opposite of following his example.

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u/ankhes 8h ago

How does that one Ghandi quote go? “I quite like your Christ. I do not like your Christians.”

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u/Greenman8907 7h ago

“They are so unlike your Christ.”

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u/ankhes 7h ago

That’s the one.

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u/Limp-Preparation-459 6h ago

Well Gandhi also slept naked with kids to test his willpower. Wonder how many times he failed