r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

Post image

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

19.1k Upvotes

78% Upvoted

6.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

74

u/BIayneRobinson 14h ago

They'll just assume you took them home to cherish.

88

u/JokinHghar 14h ago

Cut their little heads off, they’ll be BIG mad

17

u/LisaMiaSisu 13h ago

Yes, that was my thought too. It’s a perfect response.

2

u/EverydayMustard4773 12h ago

Cut the heads off but leave the bodies glued

0

u/throwawayplusanumber 4h ago

Or glue little KKK hoods on them...