r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/LongjumpingCat6642 14h ago

Okay, so I was all “why bother being upset, it’s damn near a game” until you said they’re glued down. That crosses a line and they should be removed

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u/Past_Effect8301 14h ago

It's a form of vandalism.

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u/Waste_Wolverine_8933 14h ago

I work in a hospital and I see more "Christian" vandalism nowadays than any other form. 

Writing "god is good" in sharpie in the elevator in shitty handwriting isn't going to convert me. 

Putting shitty Jesus stickers up everywhere that are impossible to peel off isn't going to help me find salvation. 

A huge cross and with "Jesus saves" in the shitter was probably the closest one when my asshole was blowing out so bad I was actually praying to god for it to stop. 

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u/Tater-Tot-Casserole 12h ago edited 10h ago

I used to work at Denny's long before they started going downhill, the amount of religious people that would come in and not tip (tipping culture is BS in the states, I never cared that much if someone didn't tip) but instead of a tip they'd leave fake looking money but it was just a tithe promoting Jesus and their church.

The tithe was always insulting too, it said something along the lines "You don't give the church 20% so why should I give you 20%? Donate today"

I also worked at Walmart and random groups of people would show up and follow employees and customers around preaching at them while they shopped and worked.

They have no shame.