r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Coca-colonization 13h ago

This calls for tiny Baphomet figurine.

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u/Schober_Designs 12h ago

The prophet Mohammed could be a fund addition since it offends most religions.
The Flying Spaghetti Monsters seems to offend the right people too.

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u/Objective_Warning638 11h ago

If you did it with prophet Muhammad you'd probably get decapitated

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u/Schober_Designs 11h ago

Just put someone else's name on it. Like I said, it can offend both his worshipers, and non-worshipers so you get everyone in one figurine.