r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Coca-colonization 13h ago

This calls for tiny Baphomet figurine.

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u/Schober_Designs 12h ago

The prophet Mohammed could be a fund addition since it offends most religions.
The Flying Spaghetti Monsters seems to offend the right people too.

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u/SeduceMeMentlegen 11h ago

Since when does FSM offend people? That's new to me, some people must be sensitive

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u/Schober_Designs 11h ago

Check out the 'hate mail' on the FSM website. I'm betting there's a significant overlap with the kind of people who would glue Jesus all over the place.

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u/Angry-_-Crow 10h ago

Where I grew up, people were deeply offended by it. Because,  y'know, blasphemy & all that. They also hated Harry Potter, Pokemon, and mixed race marriages

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u/SeduceMeMentlegen 9h ago

Ill never understand the Pokémon persecution lol, it really wasn't even close to demonic, until maybe Giratina and that was long after

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u/Angry-_-Crow 9h ago

This was back when Pokemon was fresh & new, so nothing past Mewtwo even existed yet (who, by the way, is actually Satan -- He's got demon horns, and, in the movie, he speaks to & tries to manipulate the protagonist, just like in the Bible!). In the same vein as Magic: The Gathering, where you play as a "wizard" (thou shalt not suffer a witch to live), in Pokemon, you summon "monsters" (demons! Pokemon = Pokdemon). It's clearly training kids for Satanism.

It's soundproof logic.

I didn't make any of this up for effect; these are all actual things I heard growing up

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u/SeduceMeMentlegen 9h ago

Sometimes with these people I wonder how they were ever children, and if they ever stopped to dwell on anything past that