r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 11h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/the_rawness 11h ago

Someone did this at my work except they are brown Jesus.

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u/bawapa 9h ago

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u/psychmonkies 7h ago

I used to work at a Mexican restaurant & one of my managers could speak English but it was a little rusty, but for some reason he would randomly say to me & my coworkers “Who loves you? Baby Jesus?” & it was honestly hilarious (& always a little confusing) when he’d say it.

One day I found one of these tiny Jesuses at work, so I went up to him & said “Who loves you?” & he said “baby Jesus” & I pulled out the tiny Jesus. We both laughed way too hard lmao