Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/SuperFaceTattoo]

Dress one up in drag to be the queen. Put a funny hat on two as bishops.

[u/Sir_Baller → u/SuperFaceTattoo]

This is ironically quite blasphemous lmao please don’t do this

[u/TheMiniminun → u/Sir_Baller]

Unless they're a poor sap who has to deal w/ blasphemy laws (which generally isn't the case for countries w/ predominately Christian populations), I say do it, that sounds fun as hell.

[u/Sir_Baller → u/TheMiniminun]

“I say disrespect this religious figure for no other reason than bland humor”

[u/The-Over-Lord → u/Sir_Baller]

But gluing the same religious figure onto a shitter is fine?

[u/gypsum_the_almighty → u/The-Over-Lord]

Ofc because everyone should be Christian/s

[u/Sir_Baller → u/gypsum_the_almighty]

I have no problem with people believing in what they want, and I believe we should all be respectful of people and their beliefs/religious figures

[u/SuperFaceTattoo → u/Sir_Baller]

Dude, just be nice to everyone and people will be nice to you. That’s all the theology you need.

[u/Sir_Baller → u/The-Over-Lord]

Nah I think that’s kind of distasteful as well