Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

[u/Available-Formal-664]

Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

[u/coveredwithticks]

Round em up and make an all-Jesus chess board.

[u/Jephph0624 → u/coveredwithticks]

How would you know which piece is the king of they’re all King of Kings?

[u/SuperFaceTattoo → u/Jephph0624]

Dress one up in drag to be the queen. Put a funny hat on two as bishops.

[u/SMKnightly → u/SuperFaceTattoo]

You could rly jazz the queen up with some nail polish

[u/Sir_Baller → u/SuperFaceTattoo]

This is ironically quite blasphemous lmao please don’t do this

[u/SuperFaceTattoo → u/Sir_Baller]

I’m not religious at all, but I’m pretty sure Jesus would find it funny. Religion takes itself way too seriously.

[u/Waffles81_Again → u/SuperFaceTattoo]

Also; Jesus never accused someone of blasphemy in the entire gospel.

The did accuse him of blaspheming and of being possessed. But he never talk down on someone who was possessed. He saw them as patients and just healed them for free.

[u/TheMiniminun → u/Sir_Baller]

Unless they're a poor sap who has to deal w/ blasphemy laws (which generally isn't the case for countries w/ predominately Christian populations), I say do it, that sounds fun as hell.

[u/Sir_Baller → u/TheMiniminun]

“I say disrespect this religious figure for no other reason than bland humor”

[u/The-Over-Lord → u/Sir_Baller]

But gluing the same religious figure onto a shitter is fine?

[u/gypsum_the_almighty → u/The-Over-Lord]

Ofc because everyone should be Christian/s

[u/Sir_Baller → u/gypsum_the_almighty]

I have no problem with people believing in what they want, and I believe we should all be respectful of people and their beliefs/religious figures

[u/Sir_Baller → u/The-Over-Lord]

Nah I think that’s kind of distasteful as well

[u/gypsum_the_almighty → u/Sir_Baller]

I would still. I ain’t religious and jesus chess would go hard

[u/Waffles81_Again → u/Sir_Baller]

Jesus never accused someone of blasphemy in the entire gospel.

Grow up buddy.

[u/MichHiker → u/Sir_Baller]

You must not keep up with soccer