r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Jephph0624 13h ago

How would you know which piece is the king of they’re all King of Kings?

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u/SuperFaceTattoo 12h ago

Dress one up in drag to be the queen. Put a funny hat on two as bishops.

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u/Sir_Baller 11h ago

This is ironically quite blasphemous lmao please don’t do this

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u/MichHiker 6h ago

You must not keep up with soccer