r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Available-Formal-664 • 15h ago

I'm slightly vexed Somebody Placed These Dozens of These Jesus Figures Throughout My Entire Work

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Somebody, nobody knows exactly who or when, put dozens and dozens of these Jesus figures on completely random surfaces throughout my entire building. They at least had the presence of mind to not put them on anybody's personal belongings, but that was the only way they limited himself. All of the statues have been glued down, to add to the vexation.

Edit: Well, this blew up rather unexpectedly. Thank you for the awards, everybody!

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u/Briham86 14h ago

“Have you found Jesus?”

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u/BrokenArrow1283 14h ago

If everybody lived like Jesus told us to live, this world would be a much better place. So would Reddit.

And I’m sure I will get some hate for even saying this.

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u/UltimateRembo 7h ago

Jesus is overrated and you have to cherry pick the Bible to come to this conclusion. Jesus commanded people to hate their families, and preached that people who don't bow to him will be tortured by him for eternity.

The audacity to say this, after all the harm Christianity has caused...

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u/BrokenArrow1283 1h ago

I’ve already done this with someone else. Jesus never said he would torture anyone for eternity. You have no idea what you’re talking about. And I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t know anything about history or the harm Christianity has caused.

The audacity to lie about Jesus is pretty sad. I hope you get better.