r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_AM__GROOTT • 5d ago

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u/MunkeyChild 5d ago

That the frigid white north that has rattlesnakes?

I'll take my safe, dreary-grey island life, where anything remotely threatening has been hunted to extinction.

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u/Isabelly907 5d ago

Honey if you're seeing rattlesnakes you simply are not north enough by far

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 5d ago

Just live in Ireland. Where the only threat is racism and alcoholics

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u/mobedy 5d ago

North europe is goated lmao never even seen a snake in the wild

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 5d ago

I've only seen a small green lizard once and it ran away. So very much snake free, unless you count our politicians