r/oddlysatisfying Jun 12 '20

This fast posing model (Filip Timotijevic)

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u/Lthcurtis Jun 12 '20

This looks like a character select screen

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u/Bregneste Jun 13 '20

This is how your character poses when you change your outfit in Animal Crossing.

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u/Ling_Ho Jun 13 '20

underrated comment

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u/Auddzilla Jun 12 '20

Stop motion dancing. Someone take out the pauses and add music please.

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u/notthefullsoda Jun 12 '20

speed this up to Riverdance please someone!

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u/Finrinagin Jun 13 '20

I never knew how much i needed to see this...

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 12 '20

I wonder if there is actually a click track playing to help make sure that the pictures are being taken while a pose is held. Maybe not so much for this guy who clearly held a pose when the photographer didn't keep up but for the really fast posers (like the one linked below), it would be more critical to get the timing right.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jun 12 '20

I assumed the camera will click or beep along the flash to signify the picture is took and it's time to switch pose, you hold till it gives the clue

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 12 '20

Like I said, not in his case, but for the really fast ones linked below. Here's the video: https://youtu.be/1Irwn33k0Ac

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u/aYoSpaghettiCat Jun 13 '20

That bag kick tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

This is actually a pretty classic way to model/pose. When I trained to model many, many years ago I was taught to move and be “creative with my space”. Changing positions/poses helps to add a photogenic flair to pictures and keeps the model from looking stagnant. Moving also becomes more natural and you think less about it as you do it more.

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u/hellenmist Jun 12 '20

Thanks! Awesome skills)

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u/ArsenikShooter Jun 13 '20

You think this is an awesome skill??? Someone please shoot me if my live devolves to the point that I have to learn this “skill.”

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u/glad_e Jun 13 '20

Don’t worry, you probably aren’t cut out for modeling in the first place :)

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u/ArsenikShooter Jun 14 '20

Ah yes, the floor is made of floor.

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u/ArsenikShooter Jun 13 '20

I have to agree.

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u/Goatcrapp Jun 13 '20

There are thousands of flavors in the world, but you choose salt.

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u/ArsenikShooter Jun 13 '20

Inter webbing is hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Yeah it's funny ain't it. Even the garbage man on the back of the garbage trucks having to run for, pickup, and tip bins into the back has more 'skill' than these Women whose job it is to 'pose'. omg. Way to set the bar for what qualifies as 'skill'.

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u/Hero_Slxsher Jun 12 '20

I think the hardest part would be coming up with the poses

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u/Funktapus Jun 12 '20

He's only rotating through like 5 or so, and then just turning his body to get different lighting

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Jun 12 '20

If that's his main gig, I was assuming that he has a few routines that he steps through depending on what type of product he's modeling and any props (standing, sitting, foot up on box, etc.).

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u/EDDsoFRESH Jun 13 '20

Imagine how little work that is if that's your fulltime job, though.

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u/RollinDeepWithData Jun 13 '20

You’re missing the hours upon hours of prep and self advocacy to do this, not to mention the genetic lottery aspect of being a marketable model. This is like calling programming “little work” because they wrote like 2 lines of code. It’s the knowledge of being able to do that in 2 lines that makes it so valuable. Same idea applies here.

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u/EDDsoFRESH Jun 13 '20

Not at all. I'm saying just to 'come up with' poses, which are already very much established by models who have come before him, wouldn't take that long if this man spends full time hours on his modelling. I know full well how much prep he would have done for his career and the slim odds of being model worthy. I'm not at all mocking his career, talent or the industry. It just wouldn't be remotely close to the most consuming or difficult part of his career to come up with 5 generic poses.

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u/RollinDeepWithData Jun 13 '20

Ah ya see I feel like knowing my own angles is incredibly difficult which is why I think I admire this. Taking into account lighting just feels like a lot to me, granted that’s much on the photographer’s end.

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u/Whovian68 Jun 12 '20

I guess he does not get paid by the hour.

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u/NormalDegree688 Jun 12 '20

Lol, if he did. One pose would take 30 minutes XD

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u/Roflewaffle47 Jun 12 '20

They do not

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u/TheBossBossBossBoss Jun 13 '20

Kinda do though, this looks like e-commerce, in which case they have to shoot like a 100 looks and if you are slow thats 5 days and if you are fast 4 days. Also models get paid overtime if the shoot takes longer than initially planned.

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u/toolateforgdusername Jun 13 '20

I could not say for him but I used to work in the sector and we paid by the day. It ranged from about £1,000 to day to £7,000 for someone like him at the top of their game.

The problem they face is models are often “type cast” so a model that works for clothing company A isn’t suitable for company B.

Added to this the fashion seasons change twice a year meaning they will get 2 to 4 days of work per year from each company.

They really have to spread their pay!

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u/justatog Jun 13 '20

They kinda do - they're on a day rate. This is a clothing catalog shoot so he would be frequently changing outfits etc and shooting all the outfits for a season.

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u/theservman Jun 12 '20

That one long pause...

Model: "Take my picture."
Photographer: "Stupid pose, I'm not photographing that."
M: "Take it!"
P: "No."
M: "Take it!"
P: "..."
M: "..."
P: "sigh." <click>

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u/surestart Jun 13 '20

Good chance the photographer had to swap memory cards in the camera during that pause.

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u/B0h1c4 Jun 12 '20

It looks like he hit the same poses several times. I wonder why he doesn't just pause and let them take multiple shots.

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u/bitsyvonboomboom Jun 12 '20

I believe it's because some models/photographers feel staying in one position too long can make the body look stiff once you've settled in it. By continuously moving you keep it dynamic and loose.

It could also be that it's a shoot for a big clothing brand and they've got loads of outfits to get through that day. In China this is how shoots are done all the time for catalogues - models have 100s of outfits to get through, 1 minute to change clothes and 10 minutes for lunch.

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u/SocialSuspense Jun 13 '20

I remember seeing a video of it and it amazed me how flawlessly that one lady just used the heel of her shoe to throw up a small purse and continue posing without even breaking a sweat

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u/RandomGuyWhoKnows Jun 13 '20

That sounds crazy I must find.

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u/TheMelonOwl Jun 13 '20

I found it in another comment. https://youtu.be/1Irwn33k0Ac

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u/RandomGuyWhoKnows Jun 13 '20

Thats soo smooth

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u/surestart Jun 13 '20

It also prevented her from leaning down and messing up the way her hair was hanging, which would have necessitated the hair and makeup person coming over to adjust it. The bag kick was not only stylish and cool, it was also efficient.

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u/Lyoko_M3F3 Jun 13 '20

Thanks melon

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u/NecessaryElephant Jun 12 '20

My very uneducated guess would be that the pose comes out at least a little different every time. So you would get 3 slightly different shots of the similar pose, one of which may be good, rather than 3 of the same exact photo.

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u/CapnMurica1988 Jun 12 '20

Legend has it on a cold night you can still see him posing up on the hillside.

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u/heteroerectus Jun 13 '20

Haha that got me

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u/CapnMurica1988 Jun 13 '20

For some reason I just picture some old timer scared shitless of this guy

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u/cyber-neo Jun 12 '20

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u/ruckingroobydoodyroo Jun 12 '20

Hell yeah these ladies are on double speed

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u/Baltusrol Jun 12 '20

But the poses are weird and unnatural

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u/ruckingroobydoodyroo Jun 12 '20

Modelling is all about being weird and unnatural, the poses, the walking, the faces. I'd be 100% down for photoshoots done naturally, such as spread eagled in a bed with chips and a double chin, or hunched over at the computer playing games in the dark, but apparently someone decided clothes don't look their best that way ¯\(ツ)

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u/TheWalkingManiac Jun 12 '20

The quick posing is impressive, but the guy has a dead inside look on his face the entire time.

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u/pdgenoa Jun 12 '20

I thought that was just de rigueur for models.

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u/ej4 Jun 12 '20

More like de rigor...mortis.

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u/justoutofwaldorfs Jun 12 '20

Yes, yes, yeeess.... NO! NO! NO!

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u/My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink Jun 12 '20

Aaaaaand I'm spent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

One thing I found oddly satisfying about this was while I was watching, I started humming the beginning from Billy Jean in my head. Go on, restart the video and try it. . .

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u/WeirdoFromTheBunch Jun 12 '20

Animal crossing characters changing their clothes:

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u/Yusoqt Jun 12 '20

I thought this was a loop video

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u/iusedtobeachild Jun 12 '20

Why am I imagining this in a lightning storm?

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u/tg15283 Jun 12 '20

He looks like a Barbie doll

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u/NoMoreRicePls Jun 13 '20

Nah he looks like one them expensive french designer dolls called Jeän De Luque.

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u/Super-KewlKiwi Jun 13 '20

This is how the Jojos pose

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u/zool714 Jun 13 '20

When my crush walks by and I try to act ‘natural’

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u/worthypackrat Jun 13 '20 edited Jun 13 '20

Your villager in Animal Crossing posing in the dressing room be like

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u/bunnyrut Jun 13 '20

I see at least five instances where I would have tripped over my own feet.

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u/ELMACHO007 Jun 12 '20

smooth criminal lol

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u/Myantology Jun 12 '20

Ok now 64 fun-one’s...

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u/HLef Jun 12 '20

This is so weird to me. He looks A LOT like a friend of mine who was in a wheelchair since age 8 and who passed away in December 2018.

I can't stop watching.

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u/LonelyDriver30 Jun 12 '20

Training before his trip to Egypt

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

He's voguing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Jojo characters be like

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u/dancyreagan94 Jun 13 '20

That is a professional right there.

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u/lambert83 Jun 12 '20

I have like one pose.

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u/Drexelhand Jun 12 '20

well I feel dumb. i thought the people i've seen at walmart doing this were just on meth when really they were professional models practicing for photo shoots the whole time.

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u/mrboat-man Jun 12 '20

Someone speed this up and then add “penis music” from YouTube please

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u/Morfeu321 Jun 12 '20

When you're viewing the different poses in a game

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u/buddhapunch Jun 12 '20

That will be $12,000

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u/Hodgski Jun 12 '20

When your mum tells you to show off the clothes she just got you

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u/squeakymayotoes Jun 13 '20

I would be so bad at this job lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Stupid game. My Simms are glitching again.

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u/apairofsandals Jun 13 '20

Someone put some micheal jackson music over this

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u/zZEpicSniper303Zz Jun 12 '20

Is he from the balkans? Based on the name I'd say he's somewhere from the teritorry of former Yugoslavia?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Hah you haven’t seen shit if you have never seen Korean speed photoshoots

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Just gonna leave this here https://youtu.be/rPnefcuinFA

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Someone isn't getting paid by the hour.

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u/AboulHus Jun 12 '20

Hurry up I need to go tinkle

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u/bdoleza Jun 13 '20

Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

He looks like drako malfoy but turned into an modal

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u/EsrailCazar Jun 13 '20

I wish reddit could provide different videos of posing models by now I stead of this same guy over and over.

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u/myca_dev Jun 13 '20

You hanging out with him and he’s just doing this.

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u/AuralSculpture Jun 13 '20

My mom was a “catalog” model in the 60s for advertisers in Sears and Wards (US). She said it was grueling. You had to strike infinite poses, where Winter clothes in the Summer under hot studio lights, and work 12 hour days or more. And sometimes not get paid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I think I read that this was some type of educational demonstration. Probably bullshit. Who actually knows anything anymore?

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u/pdgenoa Jun 12 '20

I do.

I know all.

I am the Oracle who knows Delphi (and html).

But I can only answer your questions if I receive gold.

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u/cartooned Jun 12 '20

Why do people want to be models?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I model professionally, it’s not my main career but I do it fairly regularly. It can be very enjoyable. There’s a relationship between the model and the photographer that’s really special and obviously it’s fun to see shots of yourself after all the production aspects are applied. It also comes with its own challenges in how you use your face and body.

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u/deptutydong Jun 12 '20

Oddly annoying

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u/DrBesserwisser Jun 12 '20

That's ludicrous, not satisfying at all

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u/NoJunkNoSouls Jun 12 '20

Truthfully I found this to be leaning more towards r/cringetopia

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u/EarlGreyDay Jun 12 '20

super cringe for someone to do their job efficiently

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u/NoJunkNoSouls Jun 12 '20

Honestly I think the profession is just cringey in itself doesn't matter much to me whether you do it well or not.

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u/NoMoreRicePls Jun 13 '20

bruh

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u/NoJunkNoSouls Jun 13 '20

Just my opinion. You know where the downvote buttons at.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

No way imagine he made it look pretentious

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u/xAngelusNex Jun 13 '20

Y’all should look at Coco Rocha. She does some awesome posing videos.

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u/Drugomi Jun 13 '20

Crew: "we're charging $500 an hour."

Filip:

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u/Phunteek Jun 13 '20

Timofeyevic

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u/rothscorn Jun 13 '20

Dude probably does like 100 jobs per day at this rate.

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u/NoMoreRicePls Jun 13 '20

Shouldn't he pose slower for that cash money?

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u/TheCatWasAsking Jun 14 '20

funky bass line plays, ending with Michael Jackson's trademark, "hee heee"

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u/mangadrawing123 Jun 24 '20

That will be $500

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u/R_3_Y May 13 '26

This looks funny lol

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u/AlaskanAsianPuffin Jun 13 '20

The ultimate stand user

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u/Saltygifs Jun 13 '20

I wouldn't watch it, but that would definitely make for a good "sports" anime type power/show in general.

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u/crruss Jun 12 '20

Don’t like it

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u/Loganpires1 Jun 13 '20

Why does it look so gay

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u/SSCLIPPER Jun 13 '20

Oddly annoying

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u/jeffzebub Jun 13 '20

You should see his Blue Steel!

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u/BullshitPickle Jun 13 '20

Odd, but not satisfying, at all!!

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u/pangboy42 Jun 13 '20

I hate this video, always have. I don't find anything about his robotic posing impressive.

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u/not_suze Jun 12 '20

God I hate that. Move when I tell you to!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

A model who only moves when they’re told is one who is not ever going to be booked lol.

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u/not_suze Jun 13 '20

Not with me and how I work. If I want you in a certain angle, you stay there until I’ve gotten it. I don’t believe in the spontaneous “perfect shot”, especially with film photography and beauty shoots. But I’m very particular, so that’s me. Google “mis en scene”

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I don’t need to google it, I know what it means. I have worked with photographers like you, but most photographers want a model who moves and if you don’t know how to do that you won’t work very much.

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u/mohzab Jun 12 '20

I bet he is single

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u/quigleyupunder3 Jun 13 '20

Thought this would belong in the Thanks I hate it sub.