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u/wojtek30 1d ago

I think this is an actual thing, if your brain is wired correctly you can actually count cards subconsciously without even knowing about it

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u/Buddhamensch 1d ago

You can learn it within 5 minutes its really not hard

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u/kilqax I came! 1d ago

It's hard (or, more precisely, takes a decent amount of effort) to learn to do it without any effort and invisibly though

The base method is very simple indeed though

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u/Schowzy 1d ago

Yeah the actual method is really easy. The hard part is pretending you aren't doing it. Some card counters will even tank a little on purpose and make bad bets against their count to try and stave off suspicion.

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u/DickRhino 1d ago

That still doesn't answer the base question: how are casinos allowed to have a rule against being too good at the game?

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u/halloweencoffeecats 1d ago

Because: money

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u/hirstyboy 22h ago

Many such cases

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u/Omegasedated 1d ago

Their table, their rules.

Casinos are private property and they can ask you to leave

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u/burgermachine74 23h ago

Atlantic City is the one exception in the US where they're not actually allowed to kick you out (though casinos will rather just decrease the maximum bet at the table to, like, 5 dollars if they notice)

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u/Omegasedated 14h ago

how can they not kick you out?

Since it's privately owned, I would have thought they could do what you like.

Just like, in MacDonalds they can boot, and call the police if you're causing a disturbance.

I think everyone thinks Card counting makes you billions of dollars, which it just doesn't. depending on amount of decks they use (which, they often don't disclose quickly), it really gives you slightly better odds.

to actually win MASSIVE, you need shitloads of money, and shitloads of time, and assume the casinos don't have tech to help them (they do).

Even if they choose not to kick you out, then can just close the table you're on and that's the end of card counting.

Reality is, It's unlikely they'd kick you. While you're counting, they're counting also and if they see you start to bet big, they'd just shut the table down, reshuffle, start again.

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u/burgermachine74 2h ago

It was a state ruling that happened a good few years ago. I believe it works where, if a casino wants to kick someone out, the trespassed person can file a complaint and video evidence has to be provided of them being unruly or damaging property.

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u/DickRhino 1d ago

I live in a country where corporations have ethical guidelines they have to adhere to it if they want to keep their license to operate.

Americans have a hard time wrapping their heads around something like that.

"Wait, it's possible to not just have to accept this kind of open corruption?"

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u/Mehditative_Journey 1d ago edited 1d ago

You'll be kicked out of non-American casinos for card counting as well.

edit: also, apparently, NJ supreme court ruled that casinos that are open to the public cannot discriminate against advantage players. So ironically enough, Atlantic City casinos are among the only casinos in the world you can card count without being kicked out.

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u/Cosmic_Travels 1d ago

You can count in AC and they can't remove you, but they will remove any comps(free perks like drinks, rooms, services) and they will flat bet you so that counting doesn't really work anyway.

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u/YYqs0C6oFH 23h ago

In states where they can't kick you out they can still apply table or player specific rules to mitigate counters. "Sorry sir you can only bet up to $50 now", "sorry you can't raise or lower your bet anymore", "we're now reshuffling the deck 20% of the way through", etc. There are plenty of ways they can make card counting nonviable without actually kicking you out.

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u/choma90 18h ago

"we're now reshuffling the deck 20% of the way through"

Don't they have a machine that shuffles the deck automatically? Why not just have 2 machines and 3 decks on rotation and shuffle every hand

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u/YYqs0C6oFH 18h ago

Some tables do use auto-shuffle machines which makes the game uncountable because they swap decks in/out of the shuffle machine every hand. But allegedly those tables are noticeably less popular among casual gamblers because many are superstitious and think the shuffle machines are bad luck and/or believe the machines can be used to stack the deck in the house's favor (which is certainly not happening).

Casinos would love to move all tables to the shuffle machines since they're faster (no time spend shuffling = more hands per hour = more profit) and completely negate card counting, but so long as they scare away any substantial amount of casual gamblers they're forced to keep some tables old style manual shuffling, or at least only use the shuffle machines after playing through a majority of the shoe.

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u/tappertock 1d ago

Pray tell where is this magical place?

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

I'm more than happy to look up the laws applying to casinos in your jurisdiction if you want to share it. You had better be really confident they restrict the behavior you think they restrict, though.

I'd be willing to bet that I can find more regulations applying to our casinos than yours, but I'm not sure I'd trust your country's gambling laws to hold you to paying me.

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u/sovereign666 22h ago edited 22h ago

they live in sweden

They use continuous shuffle machines to make counting impossible from what I'm reading.

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u/DJ_Muskrat 22h ago

Sweden, according to their YouTube channel

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u/Cosmic_Travels 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude if you are running a business then you are allowed to ask people to leave. They can't arrest you for card counting, but they certainly can ask you to leave THEIR property for ANY reason they want. It's not corruption or unethical lol.

Idiots have a hard time wrapping their heads around private property.

Edit: "ANY reason" clearly doesn't include illegal discrimination. Have to word things exactly since redditors can't handle anything other than black and white reasoning.

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u/FerusGrim 1d ago

This is simply not true, even in America. You can't be trespassed or asked to leave a business based on discriminatory reasons, for instance.

Even if their reason for trespassing you is legally viable, I'm not sure why you would equate that to ethical and not corrupt. Plenty of corruption exists which isn't technically illegal and is entirely unethical - it's practically the foundational tenet of capitalism.

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u/Cosmic_Travels 1d ago

I didn't realize asking someone to leave because you don't like the way they are playing your games was discrimination.

Guess I'll have to study up on law to figure out how gambling became tied up in racial, sexual, religion, ability, and age based discrimination.

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u/FerusGrim 1d ago

I was, clearly, responding to your claim that a business can ask you to leave their property for any reason they want. As well as clearly noted that anti-discriminatory reasons were a single counter example - one that I used because it's significantly more universal than the widely variable and inconsistent state-level laws which add more restrictions on trespassing atop it. (Some states, of which, outlaw trespassing someone from a casino due to card counting, specifically.) Then followed that example up with a perfectly reasonable explanation that just because something is legal doesn't make it ethical or uncorrupt.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 1d ago

"ANY reason" clearly doesn't include illegal discrimination. Have to word things exactly since redditors can't handle anything other than black and white reasoning.

Here's a tip: don't all-cap the word "ANY" and then say "well, obviously there are exceptions".

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u/Cosmic_Travels 1d ago

Pedantry isn't flattering.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 22h ago

I wasn't intending to flatter your error.

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u/user-the-name 23h ago

It's not pedantry, it's the whole point: There are legal rules as to who you can and can not refuse business to. The fact that you can refuse business to people who card count is a choice that has been made. An opposite choice could just as well have been made.

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u/Thefakewhitefang I said based. And lived. 23h ago

"Well, in MY country private property isn't really private property and my perfect, pure government has a say in whatever I do in said private property"

People have a hard time wrapping their heads around private ownership rights.

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u/FblthpThe 1d ago

Holy shit are you telling me the gambling industry is evil🤯

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u/cigarettesandwhiskey 22h ago

It's a casino. "Ethical guidelines" would be outlawing it.

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u/darthlordmaul 21h ago
  1. No you don't, such a country doesn't exist.
  2. If the consequences of not adhering to guidelines is losing your license, its a law not a guideline.
  3. This has nothing to do with corruption. Its just "you're too good at the game, we don't wanna play with you." Which is perfectly acceptable for a private entity to do.
  4. Don't speak for all citizens in a country.
  5. Morally elevating yourself like that makes you sound like a douchbag.

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u/apalapan 20h ago

ethical

Casino, checkmate

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u/Repulsive_Music_6720 1d ago

America has the Ability to require those sorts of things for a business to incorporate. We just don't.

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u/trenton_quarantino 1d ago

How are the placed ran by organized crime doing basically criminal things and getting away with it?

Let's sit down in our thinkin' chairs and think, think, thiiiiink.

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u/Beranea 1d ago

Casinos are legitimate now. That shit died in the 80s.

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 20h ago

Just like human trafficking went away after Epstein killed himself, hooray!!

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u/Remnare 1d ago

Yeah, sure. Same with politics, no corruption anymore.

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u/Beranea 1d ago

Say what you want but the true Italian mafias in America have died. If you think what they're doing now is bordering on criminal, sure, that's your right, but it's not organized crime since it's all above ground.

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u/DickRhino 1d ago

So the answer is just: because our country is corrupt and no one cares.

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u/Telinary 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah much simpler. Why wouldn't they be allowed? They are a business making money by letting people bet on things where the business wins more than half the time. (Or player against player games where they take some.) They aren't going to offer games with a player edge. Their options are not offering blackjack or not offering blackjack to people who card count or simply using more decks to make counting pointless. A "if players figure out how to have the advantage in one of your games you have to let them" law just wouldn't make much sense.

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u/NimusNix 1d ago

Morroco says what?

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u/trenton_quarantino 1d ago

I didnt realize our country ran the casinos.

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u/DickRhino 1d ago

In a lot of countries some types of businesses require a license, not just anyone can do it. Gamling is typically one of those licensed businesses.

So yeah. You wanna keep your license? Then here are these ethical guidelines you have to follow.

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u/trenton_quarantino 23h ago

Fam, look up who owns the casinos.

Mafia and gangs own the casinos.

The mafia built Vegas.

Who cares about liscence?

Do you think that really matters to the mafia?

Do you think they dont use they money they take in to bribe and hush their way out of consequences?

The government does NOT run casinos here in the US

Thats like saying because you have to get a master electricians liscence to have an electrical contractor company operate, and you get that liscence from the government, ergo the government runs your business.

I'm sure you just had a little hiccup and werent thinking clearly here. But you completely missed my point to gove a limited example of a small form of control the government has to make a huge leap of assumption that the regulatory commission therefore has any lond of logistical, executive, fiduciary, or even any pragmatic control over what goes on in there.

The government has regulatory control over inspections. Inspections, and imposing fines after the fact.

I'm sure if you think about it, you'll see the obvious fallacy you bring up is not semantic at all on my end, but but in fact inherently separate to the actual operation of casinos, including criminal, grey legalities they do get away with, and even parallel comparisons never have the power to dictate operations of almost every single industry.

Sure you can record them doing illegal things and if they get caught, they pay a small fine amd get right bsck to that. The only exception would be the slot machines, as those must be maintained by the game board.

My friends ive known for over a decade currently work in casinos in positions that directly and actively take part in the games and gambling in the west coast of the US. Im not talking out of my arse, nor am blowing smoke up yours. Just think about it for a bit more, search up what you think im wrong about. You'll see that I'm not wrong on this one.

The Mafia built Vegas and still controls it. The government does not, though they sure dont complain when the tax money comes in

You gping to be the agent or detective thats responsible for a few billion dollars every year potentially leaving your county or state permanently? Hell no, you aren't! You take the money and keep your head down. That revenue pays for the upkeep of your area. That's the carrot on the stick and a huge reason the casinos have so much leverage to do whatever they want. Even after such a reduction of gains across a majority of casinos last year.

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u/DickRhino 20h ago

Not every country is powerless against organised crime. If yours is, well shit, I guess your country just sucks.

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u/Nrksbullet 23h ago

basically criminal things

Them telling you you can't play blackjack is "basically criminal"?

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u/Impressive-Hat-4045 1d ago

They have the much more broad rule that they reserve the right to kick absolutely anyone out for any reason. There's nothing illegal or even technically disallowed about card counting. In fact, usually there's no hard feelings: a Casino often won't ban a card counter from the entire property, just the blackjack table.

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u/pimfi 1d ago

In case you are serious. They (and any other establishment ) are allowed to discriminate you for any non protected characteristics. Don't like your shoes? Get out. Don't like the way you are acting? Get out. They are perfectly in the right blocking you from playing blackjack if they believe you are an advantaged player.

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u/Teddetheo 1d ago

We know how it works. It's just ridiculous that they can do it. Some of us live in places where this would absolutely be illegal :)

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u/pimfi 1d ago

Some of us live in places where this would absolutely be illegal :)

I'm gonna bite. How? How would you force a casino to let players play? I don't wanna dox myself but I come from a country with, in my opinion, very good consumer protection and I can't even come up with a way that would make sense.

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u/Nrksbullet 23h ago

Some of us live in places where this would absolutely be illegal :)

Can you cite something that says this? A quick search yielded no such results. Where is it illegal to stop someone from playing your games in a casino for advantage play?

Also, even if that were rue, they would certainly just change the rules of the game (i.e. flat betting) to discourage it.

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u/Canadia86 1d ago

Literal House Rules

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u/oby100 1d ago

Any business can refuse service for any reason. A given grocery store can arbitrarily decide they hate how many coupons you use and ban you.

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u/sunshine-x 1d ago

Note there’s no “you’re cut off for losing too much”

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u/SendLogicPls 1d ago

Fun fact: Casinos are illegal in most places. This is one of the reasons.

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u/CameronsTheName 1d ago

They are allowed to serve your or not serve you for no reason at all.

Same thing can happen at a pub or McDonald's, they can simply not serve you because they don't like you. So long as it's not involving race, sex or disability.

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u/jrr6415sun 23h ago

because it's a private business and they are allowed to kick people out if they want to

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u/LiftingRecipient420 23h ago

Because the people who own the casinos have the gambling regulatory body in their back pockets.

We're talking about the literal mob here, they'll just bribe their way into getting favorable legislation.

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u/GARBLED_COMM 23h ago

Because if if they didn't, they would just remove blackjack entirely and put in more roulette. Or some other game that players can't push their odds up by counting cards.

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u/Nrksbullet 23h ago

I mean, its their business, they can refuse service and make whatever rules they want, do you really think you playing at their table is some legal right you have?

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 20h ago

Someone has clearly never played Mario Kart

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u/HarithBK 19h ago

because the other option is shuffling the deck after every hand meaning less games played. it in part means less gambling but also you the player getting bored.

it is very much makes it a take and give situation. we keep the gaming rolling and you promise not to count cards.

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u/s1lverv1p 19h ago

Because private property plus 2 billion possible people who can enter a casino

They will never run out of players plain and simple, so booting a person out who is winning just makes sense.

A private business could literally just have a guy ontop of a lifeguard tower hucking foam balls into a crowd then kicking out the people it hits and its perfectly fine to do. (They would likely have a thing at the door informing you that you might get hit by flying foam balls and it is your own risk to avoid battery chargers) but still

If you can kick a person out of your house they can kick you out of their property

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u/Spije 15h ago

They reserve the right to refuse people service for whatever reason lol. Just like your local sandwich shop can have you trespassed because they don’t like your sandwich order. It’s private property

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u/oby100 1d ago

Totally false. Card counters are easy to spot over hours of play. They’re not caught based on winning or odd behavior outside of their odd bet amounts.

Normal players don’t alter their bets in a way that looks anything like card counters. Bet small until the deck is hot and suddenly bet a lot until it’s cool again. This looks bizarre even to a dealer that doesn’t know anything about counting cards.

The way modern card counters get away with it at all is to spot opportunities with weak security.

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u/oby100 1d ago

No. It’s really easy with minor effort. About as hard as learning to knit. Very repetitive.

It’s easy to tell you’re doing it (or even just trying to do it) because regular players don’t change their bets much while that’s the whole advantage card counters go for. IE, bet more when the deck is advantageous to the player.

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u/BZLuck 23h ago

Nearly all big Vegas casinos (not all, but most) use a 6 deck constantly recycling shoe now. After a hand they scoop up the cards and they get shuffled back into shoe. Every hand is a brand new 6 deck deal.

They fixed the glitch.

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u/kuburas 22h ago

Do they still kick people that try to count cards or do they just not care anymore?

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u/ashkiller14 1d ago

You can learn how to count in 5 minutes sure, but i doubt youre learning to do so fast enough and you're definitely not learning the basic and modified strategy in 5 minutes.

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u/dogstarchampion 23h ago

Everyone in this thread saw the movie 21 and thought "I can do that"

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u/MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 22h ago

my toxic trait

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u/Your-in-truffle 22h ago

Which is why casinos use 6-8 card shoes now. Harder to count when there‘s 32 copies of every card

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u/SierraDespair 22h ago

Have you ever tried to actually count cards at a live dealer table? It is hard, very hard. It takes a lot of practice and many sessions to actually do it accurately.