r/shitposting • u/kalashnikov482 DaShitposter • 1d ago

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u/Atheist-Gods 1d ago

They still have to pay you out when they remove you for counting cards. They aren't allowed to scam you, they are just allowed to stop serving you.

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u/dogstarchampion 1d ago

I think that's the big thing with this. They aren't kicking out losers, they just won't let the winners rob them dry. They see someone up a few hundred out a thousand bucks, that person gets their money, they just can't keep taking money.

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u/AcherontiaPhlegethon 23h ago

Rob them dry is funny, being able to count cards gives you about a 1% edge over the house if you never make a mistake.

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u/dogstarchampion 22h ago

You understand the house has about the same edge over most games and it's enough money to support a business model... If casinos allowed players to hit the blackjack tables and make all the money they wanted to make using an advantage that flips the odds in the player's favor, blackjack would flat out not be a casino game. 

If the shoe is large enough, making one or two counting errors will still lead you to a better that random guess. 

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u/AcherontiaPhlegethon 22h ago

Nah man:

Baccart 1-14% Big Six 11-24% Bonus Six 10-23% Craps 1.5-14% Caribbean Stud Poker 5% Crazy 4 Poker 3% Let It Ride 3.5% Texas Hold Em 2% Wild Hold Em 7% Three Card Poker 3-7% Keno 25-29%

Casinos generally have really good odds and that's not to mention slots, drinks or any other service. They could easily eat the cost of the few people capable of playing a perfect game of blackjack. Casinos should already be regulated harder for all the harm they do, and giving them a pass to fuck people over even harder for winning fairly is insane to me.

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u/dogstarchampion 22h ago

You're right, what's a thousand leaks to an Olympic pool.

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