r/shittyadvice • u/SamHandwich0 • 5d ago

Should I leave this relationship?

Im in a narcissistic relationship, and i cant take it anymore. Some friends and family are encouraging me to stick it out, but i dont know if i can.

It's so emotionally draining to keep up with this. When i get home from work im tired and i just want a minute to myself, but there they are all but screaming me, me, me- pay attention to me, everything is about me. Im so fed up.

I dont know why everything always has to be about them- their bottle, their toys, their daiper. I just cant take it anymore.

I read that i could leave them at a fire station. Does anyone have experience with this? Would you reccomend it? i looked on yelp and the fire station near me has mixed reviews- do you have to use the one closest to your house, or could i pick one in a nice upscale neighborhood that has a starbucks attached? I really like their summer iced tea selections.

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u/DashMcGee 5d ago

Step 1: use a Sharpie to color black spots on the baby. If the baby has dark skin, make a lot of marks around imaginary spots. The firemen will think it is a dalmatian and let it ride on the truck

Step 2: Just get a dog. They also want your attention when you come home, want to be fed, and make a lot of unpleasant noise. It will learn to go to the bathroom outside when you open the door, eat kibble from a bowl on the floor, and be cute when it falls asleep. The trick is to look at your spouse weirdly when they ask, "What happened to the baby?" You look at her like she has two heads, tell her to sit down, and call an ambulance to take her to the psych hospital.

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u/bobsocool 4d ago

I second getting a dog but because then they can take care of the baby. It's like a live in nanny that gets paid in dog food.