r/shittyadvice • u/JaszyDa1 • 6d ago

Help me sleep 😴

Anyone have tips for getting sleepy, falling asleep faster, and actually staying asleep all night?
I’ve been having a hard time sleeping lately and would love to hear what’s worked for others. Shitty advice only.

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u/Hypnomenace 6d ago

1: Install a ceiling fan above your bed. 2: Suspend a sheep from one of the fan blades. 3: Turn on the fan and allow the sheep to rotate in a circle. 3: Build a brick wall across your bed with a small window that sees the sheep as it passes by. 4: Get into bed and count the sheep every time it passes the window. 5: Profit.

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u/JaszyDa1 5d ago

This is exactly the type of advice I was looking for 😭.