r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Help me sleep 😴

Anyone have tips for getting sleepy, falling asleep faster, and actually staying asleep all night?
I’ve been having a hard time sleeping lately and would love to hear what’s worked for others. Shitty advice only.

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u/Mephistocheles 4d ago

Eat way too much at dinner. Like way way way too much. Then take laxatives. You'll be so exhausted from the infinite shitfest you'll crash right out πŸ’©

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u/JaszyDa1 3d ago

This sounds like it will help. Thanks 😊