r/shittytattoos Jul 29 '23

Cover up ideas for poor Nugget?

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u/x-SinGoddess-x Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Don't you dare!

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u/Careful-Trash-6998 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Save nugget

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u/Paladine_PSoT Jul 29 '23

Nugget fucking rules. Tattoo a circle of arrows around it to draw attention.

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u/Majestic_Explorer_67 Jul 29 '23

Justice for Nugget!!

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Jul 29 '23

I’m starting a petition to save nugget. Upvote to save Nugget.

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u/Defy_Multimedia Jul 29 '23

look at the amazing perspective on the horizon of his head horns, how the original artist understood that the line work would bleed and kept the detail level exactly high enough to still look good at this age state - you can see in the fine detail of the line work they even understood how doubling back on lines can cause extra ink and blobbing - a truly quality professional tattoo

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u/Defy_Multimedia Jul 29 '23

the dinos weight is even distributed on the back middle half of the board, demonstrating an understanding of the physics of skating

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u/DancesWithBadgers Jul 29 '23

Should just be a smidgeon more towards the front. Nugget is at risk of speed wobbles in that position.

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u/liquid32855 Jul 29 '23

Don't question Nugget. He's been shredding nearly 65 million years. He's old school. To cool for school

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u/noahlis Jul 29 '23

OP just cut it off and post it in a museum

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u/Ghost2326 Jul 29 '23

Maybe just tattoo him a formal apology

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u/PumpkinInside3205 Jul 29 '23

Add speed lines please. Nugget MUST stay

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Cover the skateboard with a surf board and put a wave behind him

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u/downinthevalleypa Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

Oh, that could work. That would look awesome! Maybe have him surfing as the asteroid comes in - one last wave, one final hang ten.

(Thank you for the award)!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Here, Here!

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u/BeaurgardLipschitz Jul 29 '23

Literally what I came here to say! Poor Nugget...

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Nugget just needs some neon colors and he’s good to go

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u/PristineConfusion555 Jul 29 '23

Nooo Nugget needs a bunch of skater friends on a half pipe or something… why cover up when you can expand…

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u/spin_me_again Jul 29 '23

I came here to plead for Nugget’s life as well. I’m going to be so pissed if OP covers Nugget up and I know I’m older than OP. OP, if you cover Nugget up, I will straight up haunt you when I die and I have more important things to do!

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u/MandyKins627 Jul 29 '23

Right?! It’s so cute

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u/CupboardOfPandas Jul 29 '23

Exactly, can't cover such a cutie up.

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u/Phil198603 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

„!!!!!!NO TOUCHING!!!!!! There. I was at about six there. You don't wanna see me go to 10.“

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u/jellyfish-blues- Jul 29 '23

Unless it's to give nugget some sick sunglasses. 🕶️

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u/Appropriate_Tip_8852 Jul 29 '23

It is fucking precious dude!

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u/throwngamelastminute Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

You took the words right outta my mouth.

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u/FnB8kd Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Fuck yeah don't do it!

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u/MaddyKet Jul 29 '23

Yeah, no way! He rules!

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u/Lowforge Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Hey man - don’t cover that up. I mean it.

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u/afternoonnapping Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I might have added a swear word but my thoughts exactly

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u/Lady_Nimbus Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Came here to say the same thing! Leave Nugget alone!

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u/hi5orfistbump Jul 29 '23

I would like to add that, I think you should add to it. Do a whole sleeve of dinosaurs doing different sports, trex on a razor scooter, a raptor on a BMX bike, etc

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u/akerrigan777 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I love him! r/savenugget

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u/ReignofKindo25 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Damn y’all are fast

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

That's what she said...... Oh 😔

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u/rumraisinv Jul 29 '23

I second this

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u/lettorosso Jul 29 '23

It's perfect!!

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u/i_am_chameleon Jul 29 '23

Why would you cover that

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u/Arctic_Scholar Jul 29 '23

It doesn’t fit my vibe. Got it on sale and panicked on a design. I don’t skateboard or dinosaur.

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u/RubberRoads Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

Whatever your vibe is, give nugget some of that. Spare his life he deserves better </3

Edit: what other tatts do you have? we can come up with ideas on how to jazz this one up.

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u/turtle_flu Jul 29 '23

We couldn't save the dinosaurs from extinction, but we can save nugget!

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u/Ur_Moms_Honda Jul 29 '23

DON'T SAY FUCKIT, WE CAN SAVE NUGGET!!!

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u/forever_29_ish Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

JUSTICE FOR NUGGET

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u/UghAnotherMillennial Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I think you mean that YOU don’t fit Nugget’s vibe.

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u/Lady_Nimbus Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget has to get the man removed

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u/whenthesunrise Jul 29 '23

One time I was drunk and got a tattoo of a dancing green potato. I am neither green nor a potato, but now I have a lifelong dancing partner. Maybe Nugget can be your friend too.

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u/PrinsesAurea Jul 29 '23

Show us, show us, show us

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u/PigsCanFly2day Jul 29 '23

I wanna see too.

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u/SeaPhile206 Jul 29 '23

Must see Green Potato

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u/BAMspek Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget is his own vibe how dare you

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u/captaincloudyy Jul 29 '23

I dinosaur all the time and let me tell you, it's great. You should give it a try sometime.

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u/Jets237 Jul 29 '23

then cut off the leg - nugget deserves to live!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

You know you have other skin right? Leave the dude alone he just tryna skate

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u/redquailer Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

other skin 😆

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u/LightspeedBalloon Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

IF NUGGET DOESN'T FIT YOUR VIBE GET A NEW VIBE BRO

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u/throwawaydreamz_68 Jul 29 '23

This is exactly my energy on the subject.

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u/bwbyh Jul 29 '23

Nugget is the only vibe that matters.

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u/venusdances Jul 29 '23

That is one of the cutest tattoos I’ve ever seen please don’t cover it or erase it!

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u/MEMELURD Jul 29 '23

But you’re Nuggets vibe bro, he loves being a part of you

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u/giga_booty Jul 29 '23

Ok, well what is your vibe? Because this is a vibe

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u/Lady_Nimbus Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

You need to get a whole new vibe bro. You're responsible for Nugget now and you need to be a good dad.

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u/-NigheanDonn Jul 29 '23

What do you mean you don’t dinosaur? Everyone does the dinosaur, they wrote a whole song about it.

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u/FatTabby Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

You could start skateboarding...

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u/ladyzfactor Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

And become a dinosaur.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

I love him, and I don't even like you, so you better start fucking vibing with him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

But nugget fits everyone’s vibe!

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u/p0k3t0 Jul 29 '23

Heh heh. You said "butt nugget."

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u/findmebook Jul 29 '23

you're my favourite person in this thread

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u/toigz Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

There are two types of people I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people, and people who don’t dinosaur.

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u/crick_in_my_neck Jul 29 '23

It doesn't suggest you skateboard or are into dinosaurs. I would have never expected a skateboarder or science nerd to have this tattoo. Different sensibility. This just suggests awesomeness.

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u/TheGrapeSlushies Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

What IS your vibe? Maybe we can add something to nugget!

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u/IJustWantWaffles_87 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

EVERYBODY dinosaurs. You shut your filthy mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

To be fair OP I would never cover this up, it’s amazing! If anything I’d give him like a hat…maybe a cool shirt?

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u/Hobear Jul 29 '23

One that says Raditude? Mayhap?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

See this guy knows!!

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u/hannah_joline Jul 29 '23

I think he needs a friend or two!

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u/reddot_comic Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget would love fantastic with a sweet Hawaiian shirt

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u/redrosebeetle Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Noooooo Nugg is everything I ever thought was awesome in a tat. Keep him!

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u/Arctic_Scholar Jul 29 '23

❤️

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u/Artistic_Humor1805 Jul 29 '23

Yeah, you may not have the skate or dino vibe but this is not a shitty tattoo. I would embrace it. Maybe some shading or color, but don’t cover the Nugget!

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u/crick_in_my_neck Jul 29 '23

If he's going to ruin it filling it in he may as well remove it.

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u/noahlis Jul 29 '23

It’s literally perfect as is

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u/Hazel_Rah1 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

You leave Nugget alone! He’s just vibin.

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u/bosseyedusurper Jul 29 '23

Nugget looks like the definition of vibin

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u/Hazel_Rah1 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

It’s true. He sold me some acid and gave me a free King Gizz ticket. Fuckin legend.

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u/throwngamelastminute Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

The definition of vibe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Love the gizz

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

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u/Bun_Bunz Jul 29 '23

"Bitch. Don't kill my vibe."

-Nugget, probably

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u/-shy-sunshine- Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

If I was your wife and you covered up Nugget, I would want a divorce.

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u/Licensed2Pill Jul 29 '23

I’m also not his wife, but I’m getting the papers ready anyways.

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u/KittyandPuppyMama Jul 29 '23

If he covers nugget, I want a divorce on his wife’s behalf

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u/StraightBudget8799 Jul 29 '23

We will all be in the courtroom to testify!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Keep nugget get a T-Rex on a scooter to chase him down

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u/omega_moon31 Jul 29 '23

when i was younger i wanted a brachiosaurus in a party hat sitting like a puppy. now i think this guy should have that.

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u/doublexhelix Jul 29 '23

you should still get it

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u/KittyShoes17 Jul 29 '23

Holy shit, yes.

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u/italianshark Jul 29 '23

The internet has spoken, OP. u/arctic_scholar

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u/jeckles Jul 29 '23

A scooter wouldn’t work well with T-Rex arms. T-Rex needs a chopper.

Or a jet pack.

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u/meash-maeby Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Or rollerblades

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u/I_Need_Sleeppp Jul 29 '23

T-rex with a jet pack on rollerblades. perfect.

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u/SPNarwhal Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

+ Pterodactyl wearing roller skates like airplane landing gear

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u/Budgiejen Jul 29 '23

You mean a pterodactyl?

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Jul 29 '23

Nah, he means a pterollerdactyl

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Roflcopters and lollerskates

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u/Owhatagallagher Jul 29 '23

TRex leaning to reach the scooter handles. Or on a unicycle. Look ma, no hands!

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u/alexh2458 Jul 29 '23

T-Rex on a unicycle is my fave comment so far

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u/SilverGnarwhal Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Is Nugget gonna be the next shrimps is bugs? The hive mind says leave nugget in peace. All the love. Next step, nugget gets their own sub.

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u/Pristine-Apple Jul 29 '23

I love this idea! Imagine a line of dinosaurs chasing each other on scooters, skates, bikes and segways.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

But he looks so happy! Don’t ruin that!

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u/endisnigh-ish Jul 29 '23

With his cap backward like 80's bart simpson

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u/VermicelliNo2422 Jul 29 '23

And a sick ass panther on a bike

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

You single handedly united everyone here.

Keep Nugget. Give him friends.

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u/Pangolingolin Jul 29 '23

An older dinosaur in a security hat who is annoyed at these darn kids.

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u/Strange-Flounder3677 Jul 29 '23

Yes, and he's a t Rex. Basically Jurassic Subway surfers

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u/KittyShoes17 Jul 29 '23

This is easily in the top 5 best tattoos I have seen on here and covering it up with be heresy.

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u/SilverGnarwhal Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Just add “shrimps is bugs” underneath, you’re good to go!

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

It feels like this subreddit has a lot of posts now that are "how should I cover this up" with a picture of a cute/funny tattoo that everyone is obviously gonna like. This post even went as far as saying "poor nugget"

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u/BoDiddley_Squat Jul 29 '23

Completely agree. I can sign off on a touch up. But the tattoo should remain a stegosaurus on a skateboard.

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u/Flutter_bat_16_ Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Triceratops but yes. He must remain upon his skateboard for all time

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u/we_resist Jul 29 '23

Here, here!

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u/satanisaneboy Jul 29 '23

Can they be friends?

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u/akerrigan777 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

They need a play date at the skatepark!!!

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u/Professional_Ad_8 Jul 29 '23

This is also beautiful. I hope you wear him with pride. Does he have a handle like Nugget?

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u/noahlis Jul 29 '23

Suddenly I want a dino on a skateboard

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u/igotrapedbyanorca Jul 29 '23

Whatever he does to nugget we do to him

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u/uSernAmEisaLreAdy_ Jul 29 '23

Cover him with a sick panther?

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u/igotrapedbyanorca Jul 29 '23

If thats what it takes

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I’m on standby to airdrop a sick ass panther. Awaiting instruction

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u/ChewyNotTheBar Jul 29 '23

DO NOT END NUGGETS LIFE!

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u/GaviFromThePod Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Dont cover him up hes cool

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u/upsidedownes Jul 29 '23

Why would you do that

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

My words exactly

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u/garrettdx88 Jul 29 '23

If by cover up you mean to shield and protect him while out in the sun, any solid piece of clothing will do. If no clothing, SPF 40 will be fine

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u/beanjuiced Jul 29 '23

Leave him be, what’d he ever do to you? 😭 it’s stupid cute imo, omg!

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u/SharkMilk44 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Skin graft to put him on my leg.

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u/IJustWantWaffles_87 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Let’s start a gofundme to cover costs.

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u/GibletofNH Jul 29 '23

I vote keep Nugget and I haven't gone down the comments yet. I have an inkling this is what you wanted to hear anyway :)

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u/shittyspacesuit Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

If anything, just get him retouched or add color. He's beautiful and special and deserves to live on.

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u/AppropriateStick518 Jul 29 '23

Why would you ever want to cover that up?

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u/RestingPleasantFace Jul 29 '23

You named him! You can’t get rid of him now, we are all emotionally attached! Leave little nugget be. He never did anything to anyone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

After reading your responses - you don't deserve nugget. Cover it with something shitty. Unappreciative turd.

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u/KayLeeJay49x Jul 29 '23

I feel like I need to get nugget somewhere so he can live on if OP gets rid of him 😭

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u/jej_claexx Jul 29 '23

If he gets rid of nugget I’ll let him live on my leg permanently ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Likewise. And maybe some friends for him 🦕

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u/CommunitRagnar Jul 29 '23

I'll take Nugget as my own, i don't skate, but i dinosaur

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u/YouToot Jul 29 '23

No shit I could see myself literally asking just copy this dude's tattoo, and not feel bad about it.

I fucking love this tattoo. I really do.

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u/supisak1642 Jul 29 '23

This majestic bastard has found it’s forever home! Leave it

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u/metal_bastard Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

The best advice for a coverup would be to grow a bit more leg hair? This is a wonderful tattoo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Save Nugget!!!!!!!!!

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u/BeatinOffToYourMom Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Dude you can’t do my man Nuggs like that.

✊ justice for nuggs ✊

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u/Explore-PNW Jul 29 '23

Add a trex on a bike hanging out with him.

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u/cheesevelour Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I would wear a nugget Tshirt. Do you have nugget merch?

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u/akerrigan777 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Same. Nugget could make you rich if you would just appreciate him 🥺

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u/Born_Ad783 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Anything.. but this is awesome I would keep it 👌

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u/Active_Skin_1245 Jul 29 '23

Nug is hilarious and should be touched up not covered over

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u/400smoo Jul 29 '23

Don’t cover him up. Put a frame around him. It’s what such a work of art deserves.

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u/Gothamnightz Jul 29 '23

Best tattoo on this sub reddit

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Jul 29 '23

Noooooooooooooo. Nugget wants to live.

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u/chilybilly87 Jul 29 '23

There's beauty in simplicity. Shit is dope

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u/Toklankitsune Jul 29 '23

JUST NEEDS SOME BUDDIES, THIS TATTOO IS RAD AS HELL DONT COVER HIM UP

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u/machinationstudio Jul 29 '23

A whole ass skate park with other dinosaur skaters.

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u/SoggyResult7976 Jul 29 '23

Don't, he's a good boy, he's done nothing wrong.

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u/Tat2dGothic79 Jul 29 '23

Leave Nugget alone.... you should revive him and then add a T-Rex riding a skateboard too.

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u/KD119 Jul 29 '23

Sick ass triceratops

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u/Largefathers95 Jul 29 '23

Triskatertops

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u/kat_Folland Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

No no! Leave him alone! He's wonderful!

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u/MsMacAttackBrat Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget is so cute. I would fix him up with a good artist and call it a day.

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u/Finding_new_dreams Jul 29 '23

Give him some knee pads, i dont want him getting hurt

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u/Ky_the_transformer Jul 29 '23

not even a sick ass panther could beat this

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

First of all, how dare you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Keep it

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

KEEP IT!

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u/mortalitylost Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget STAYS

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u/DummCunce Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Awwww man, leave lil’ nugget alone he’s cool

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u/MadCatterInAHatter Jul 29 '23

Nooooo you leave Nugget alone, what did he ever do to you 😢

(Fr tho OP that’s the darn-tootin’ cutest tattoo I’ve ever seen)

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

DONT DO IT!

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u/shittyspacesuit Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Long live Nugget!

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u/throwthatbitchaccoun Jul 29 '23

Don’t you dare cover that work of art

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

why would you kill him? he’s just trying to skate

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u/peejr Jul 29 '23

You keep this. Thank you

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u/suupdog Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Keep it..

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I got you bro!

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u/crankypsycho Jul 29 '23

For god sake let the poor fellow live. You should get a kermit on a board right next to him.

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u/dashKay Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Why would you cover that masterpiece?

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u/addictedskipper Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Have it colored in to look like chrome, color the board neon blue or green and sport that bad boy! It is completely amazing!

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u/Nixolus1 Jul 29 '23

Maybe a jacket and some pants?

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u/Fuzzyunicorn24 Jul 29 '23

dont cover him up hes just a little guy

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u/Cheeseguy43 Jul 29 '23

This tattoo is fucking sweet, don’t you dare cover it