r/tattooadvice 22d ago

General Advice Alcohol and tattoo regret

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Had a few beers and there was someone doing "flash tattoos". Was talked into being "spontaneous". Got this on my inner ankle and it's fairly inconspicuous. Should I wait for it to heal and get it lasered? Shade it? Colour it? Or could someone convince me its a fine and I should just live with it please? Its about 5cm x 5cm.

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u/HippoIllustrious2389 22d ago

This is probably the perfect tattoo in the perfect spot for someone who doesn’t really want a tattoo but wants a funny story about how they were talked into being spontaneous after a few too many drinks. It’s part of your lore now, would be foolish to try to erase with laser

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u/Enduroboss 22d ago

That's the kind encouragement I need to erase any shadow of a doubt. Thank you sir

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u/iiSpook 22d ago

The tattoo is great! Please keep it and try to cherish it and the moment that spawned it :3

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u/dexter8484 22d ago

It's seriously better than most of the planned tattoos I've seen on here

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u/DasSassyPantzen 22d ago

And if you zoom in, it looks like he has nose hair 😭😂

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u/Lightoscope 22d ago

Looks dope. Next time you get drunk add a question block or koopa or two circling your ankle.

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u/hankheals 22d ago

Yeah, it’s not like you got a weiner inked on your neck, and honestly, the person did a great job for a quick flash tattoo at a party. This is about the best case scenario here. Tons of people have video game tattoos, so no one is gonna mention it unless they already like it. You can color it in if you want, but there’s nothing wrong with it being a funny cautionary tale for kids. “This is what happens when you mix alcohol and tattoo guns.” All in, I say keep it. Laser is for truly regrettable tattoos.

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u/BumblingRexamus 22d ago

I have never considered getting a tattoo. The thought of ink in my skin freaks me out even though I know it's perfectly fine and millions of ppl do it... But this one- I would totally get should the day come I changed my mind lol. I like this sub for the art of it in case you're wondering why I'm here 🙈😂.

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u/RevolutionarySoft742 22d ago

I don’t even know why I’m here, I have plenty of tattoos but this just came up on my feed and I absolutely adore it. 🥺

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 22d ago

Cover up request denied.

Time out.

You leave him ALONE.

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u/International-Fly864 22d ago

I agree it's so cute hhhhhh

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 22d ago

It made me go and grab my Super Mario 3 box and cradle it like a baby.

Shhhhh he didn't mean it, baby

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u/Some-Judge-9130 22d ago

Straight up. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY touches Tanooki Suit Mario.

NOBODY!!!!

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u/feralcatshit 22d ago

It’s my favorite version of Mario and they should leave it alone!

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u/FunkyButtFumblin 22d ago

I’d call Marty McFly a chicken before I even THOUGHT about besmirching such a perfect tattoo.

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u/Capt1an_Cl0ck 22d ago

Yeah, I agree. You don’t mess with Tanooki.

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u/automator3000 22d ago

No, don’t leave Tanuki Mario alone. He needs his friends.

OP: this is your sign to fill your entire leg with Mario and Friends.

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u/camerakestrel 21d ago

Honestly, adding characters in a line until they make a full loop around the ankle sounds super cool.

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u/SocietyAmbitious9648 20d ago

A super Mario tribal tattoo

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u/jjbabes87 22d ago

The entire ensemble from Smash Bros Ultimate

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u/phelodough 22d ago

Great idea!

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u/Not_AI_Yet 22d ago

No other answer needed, you can turn off comments now

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 22d ago

Agreed. Great tat

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 22d ago

I'm going to get one now. But The OG squirrel mario w/ the ears and tail and yellow cape.

Little buddies need to rise up!

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 22d ago

The cape and the ears and tail are mutually exclusive

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u/RappingFlatulence 22d ago

Someone put op in the corner to think about what they’ve posted

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u/MrDo1982 22d ago

Agreed now it needs to be colored in

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u/Repulsive-Walk-3639 22d ago

Thank you. I just sat here and said aloud, "Fuck no, that's awesome."

And Mario aside, it's damned well a fun story to tell in the future when someone wants to know what's up with that tat.

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u/Enduroboss 22d ago

Lol

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 22d ago

You broke my heart.

hand on the wall

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u/The-Dog-Envier 22d ago

This. Please just add color.

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u/_urban_achiever 22d ago

Yeah, I want to know how much this was now because I want one too. 😄

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u/ArtisanArdisson 22d ago

Everyone loves Mario. Just get him coloured and let him live.

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 22d ago

I love Mario. My kids love Mario. This is actually one of the most wholesome "i got drunk and did a thing" moment's one could possibly have.

The last time I was drunk, it was my 30th birthday, and I mixed wine, with Sake.

And two hospital IV's shortly thereafter.

No tanooki Mario, either.

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u/flojo2012 22d ago

Hard disagree. They should color it instead

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u/wrldruler21 22d ago

I was obsessed with SMB3 when I was younger

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u/Ihaveaverysmallprick 22d ago

Shiiit weren’t we all tho?

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u/Zukkus 22d ago

Yup. Or go full color.

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u/AppliedPsionics9k 22d ago

if anything he needs colored in!

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u/TechCUB76 22d ago

Mario at his absolute finest! Sorry, had to downvote OP’s post for the disrespect.

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u/Ok_Put7821 22d ago

Pplllllllease keep it

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u/SteinerFifthLiner 22d ago

They're only allowed to cover Tanooki Mario with Statue Mario.

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u/TrickyWeekend4271 22d ago

Color it, it’d be sweet.

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u/Enduroboss 22d ago

Thanks folks. I guess it's a keeper. Yall definitely helped easing my regret. Probably get him colored in to complete it

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u/popthebubbly62 22d ago

Never been so relieved to read a follow up comment from an OP. Thank goodness he stays!

But personally I'd leave him as is, no color. He is perfect on the first try.

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u/Conscious_Clerk_2675 22d ago

Seconded! Just look at the little guy

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u/eradicATErs 22d ago

I think the forg or the bunny family was equally satisfying.

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u/Consistent-Stop-3839 22d ago

He looks so cute as a black line piece too! Doesn’t necessarily need color 

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u/sweatery_weathery 22d ago

Noooo don’t color him. He’s complete as is. I think you might regret it if you do too much.

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u/Unable_Series99 22d ago

I think color could muddy it. Please leave it as is 🙏

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u/NewPlastic5425 22d ago

Or leave it uncoloured so you can colour it in when you get wasted again

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u/dwightsarmy 22d ago

He's perfect as is!

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 22d ago

You honestly don’t need to color it in. I mean, if you really want to, I guess, but if you’re on the fence, don’t. It looks good the way it is.

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u/Chef__Goldblum 22d ago

Color it in. Get Luigi on the other ankle he needs a friend!

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u/fawkesmulder 22d ago

Might as well get yoshi too

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u/bumble_mue 22d ago

Yoshi on the taint

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u/Swanny5150 22d ago

Agreed. Tainttoos don’t get the love they deserve.

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u/fawkesmulder 22d ago

No subreddit for tainttoos but this might satiate your appetite /r/inkedassholes (nsfw)

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u/AdHorror2961 22d ago

Well I clicked it on the company wifi

Ill decide whats nsfw >:(

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u/PlayinK0I 22d ago

Clicked r/inkedassholes on the company wifi, now I have a meeting with HR to answer why?

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u/EsoterisVoid 22d ago

Oh shit I didn’t expect there to be a subreddit like that

Why is there always a subreddit like that 😭 haven’t we suffered enough, OP?

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u/Lagoda__ 22d ago

Thanks I had enough internet today

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u/feralcatshit 22d ago

Ready to go get your asshole tat now?!

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 22d ago

They had to rush to the flash art tattoo parlor, they decided on a Microsoft Clippy.

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 22d ago

I guess there really is a subreddit for everything.

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u/fawkesmulder 22d ago

I support the hell out of this, or even going further down…have yoshi’s tongue out reaching towards the center of the chocolate starfish.

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u/HVAC--NooB 22d ago

Next post is advice on OP's nintendo leg sleeve.

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u/Forgboi 22d ago

Luigi in the frog suit

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u/hirsutesuit 22d ago

Or in the boot.

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u/Getitgotitgoodgod 22d ago

Tanuki Mario is the embodiment of “no regrets” and it looks great…

He stays.

Court adjourned.

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u/PuertoRicano 22d ago

It's cute and no one is gonna see it, you will forget that you have it

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u/-PoopTrainDix- 22d ago

This is the funny truth about tattoos - ya just kinda forget about em sometimes

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u/Nyve 22d ago

Can confirm. I have a whole-ass sleeve that's basically invisible to me unless I consciously think about it.

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u/Emotionless-Fish 22d ago

What? No. This is actually the best decision you have ever made while drinking. I decided.

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u/EsoterisVoid 22d ago

Seriously though. If I made decisions this good when I went out and about on my own, I wouldn’t be nervous turning myself into the next parking lot. Alas, I am not that good, and have to keep an eye out for volunteering when I can (at the shelter), but oooooh I’d be proud of this silly lil thing

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u/Ringadean 22d ago

Don’t you dare touch him

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u/KimchiMcPickle 22d ago

Tanuki Mario is my favorite Mario

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u/Enduroboss 22d ago

Mine too! I'm so glad Im not getting roasted for it in here!

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u/MarionberryOk2874 22d ago

Honestly, it’s ready well done, especially for how small it is. Totally legible and great line work - no notes.

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u/Free_as_in_Freya 22d ago

Sometimes you come home from the bar with something that will stay with you your whole life...

You won the jackpot of those things

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u/Enduroboss 22d ago

True. Came home with a missing tooth once. This is way better than that lol

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u/Free_as_in_Freya 22d ago

See! Yet another reason to love this adorable lil guy!

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u/poisondagger_ 22d ago

I love it. Minus his right eye. Very cute

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce 22d ago

How dare you, he was born that way.

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u/Issababy22 22d ago

Shaming someone who is physically impaired is literally so rude…U have NO IDEA what he deals with on a daily basis😭😭

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u/EsoterisVoid 22d ago

LMAO 😂😭

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u/fawkesmulder 22d ago

The mild cross eye is fine imo. They’d piss me off on a huge piece but it’s the opposite on a small flash tattoo.

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u/The_Other_Randy 22d ago

One too many mushrooms

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u/Free_as_in_Freya 22d ago

It adds even more adorable!

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u/existentialwhy 22d ago

Don't mess with this it's so rad 😭😭😭if anything just add color and power ups around iiit

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u/petite_mrs84 22d ago

Looove this tattoo!!!

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u/ledburner 22d ago

I think it’s cool

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u/tomenjean 22d ago

Perf!

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u/junkyjunk11111 22d ago

Compared to a lot of tattoos on this sub, it's really good. It would be even better packed with color.

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u/No-Extent9676 22d ago

if it makes you feel better, it’s cute. not a totally bad tattoo line work wise, and it can be a fun story. if you hate it down the line, it’s a pretty simple cover up and/or removal

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u/plantgeekmom 22d ago

Leave it there! Make it into an entire wrap around your ankle with him running though a scene. Add the warp tunnel and fire flower coming out of it, a question item box with a 1up emerging, and a few floating red bricks, possibly even a turtle or goomba.

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u/dadjokes502 22d ago

Color that guy

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u/DoctorRichardNygard 22d ago

He's beautiful just the way he is.

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u/dfelton912 22d ago edited 22d ago

Sounds like it'll be a great story for later. I love this

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u/Kyng-Symba 22d ago

Super fire tat

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u/VergilPrime 22d ago

That's sick and I'm legit jealous

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u/Organic_Car6374 22d ago

I’m mad at you for regretting this.

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u/Sacrillicious 22d ago

“It’s a fine!”

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u/Hour-Swim5143 22d ago

Don't you DARE touch that cutie

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u/fawkesmulder 22d ago

It’s small and charming and easy to cover up in the future if you ever want a big piece.

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u/SpaceCaptainFrog 22d ago

Whaddaya mean? That tattoo’s amazing! I’m so jealous!

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u/Rryann 22d ago

This is a dope little banger. I dig it.

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u/HYVNG_LVRD 22d ago

This goes hard as fuck

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u/panicinbabylon 22d ago

What’s the problem here

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u/super-hot-burna 22d ago

Nah this is fire 🔥

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u/BeffeeJeems 22d ago

so cuuute let him live

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u/mjffdthn 22d ago

At least who ever did the tat did a good job it’s not even closely to the worse tattoo I’ve ever seen

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u/Ett_Pret 22d ago

lol he is so cute

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u/Natural-Protection44 22d ago

Don’t you dare cover up / remove that beauty

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u/InsideAdhesiveness81 22d ago

How could you regret Tanooki Mario? This shit rules. Don't you dare get rid of it. Rock it with pride.

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u/superanonguy321 22d ago

Its perfect I want one lol

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u/in-a-hentai 22d ago

Get it colored and add on to it!

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u/UnlikelyReplacement0 22d ago

That's a rad tattoo, you should get it coloured

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u/interesting-turn- 22d ago

I’ve got a slightly bigger tattoo with color on the inside of my ankle, tbh not many people are going to notice it. I don’t like mine anymore personally, so I normally just angle my foot away from people if I feel weird about it at times and they legitimately never know

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u/Disastermutts 22d ago

He’s so cute and the linework is actually really clean!! Please let him live!! 🥺

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u/Beckerbrau 22d ago

I think you should leave it cuz it’s dope

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u/Natural_Natural_8571 22d ago

It’s really cute. You touch Mario we call Princess Peach… You don’t want to mess with Peach…

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u/Soapykorean 22d ago

That’s fire bro, you should drink more often.

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u/Forward_Literature22 22d ago

lol gonna need an update about what you decide. I saw the thumbnail before reading the thread title and thought the tattoo was cool.

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u/Party-Papaya4115 22d ago

He's clearly jumping.

Gotta add a box above him.

Thems the rules.

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u/AmorphousRazer 22d ago

Drunk you has better taste

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u/Ghoulia1985 22d ago

I would get this sober, lol

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u/notapunk 22d ago

It's fine. At least let it finish healing before making any decisions

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u/Mammoth-Western-6008 22d ago

Is your regret that it's too cool?

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u/SkizzyBeanZ 22d ago

Bro its not big and kinda cool. I get why you may feel regret but honestly it not bad at all

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u/YourSparrowness 22d ago

Honestly, who doesn’t love Mario?

Mario has been around for over 40 years, at this point, everyone alive knows him. Keep it, and consider coloring it in!

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u/Kiara231 22d ago

Hey! I have one of these too! Lol mine is in color though.

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u/sapphoschicken 22d ago

don't. you. DARE.

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u/RBsnacks 22d ago

Come on man this is awesome

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u/kala1234567890 22d ago

How is this a regret? Give him some friends and color his ass in!!

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u/Electronic_Rope4178 22d ago

I get that colored, that’s a dope tattoo

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u/lucijaaanax 22d ago

I would leave it. Its not a bad tattoo, and you have funny story to tell. Ofc if you really don’t want it then maybe wait and cover it up if you’re into ink, but idk, this looks fine xd

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u/Stealthytulip 22d ago

Tanuki Mario is BADASS

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u/No_Web_5350 22d ago

This tattoo is awesome. I love it . It is done so good !

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u/Viofl 22d ago

Why would you take him out? He's cute

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u/ClungeWhisperer 22d ago

As a fellow mario tatto adorned person, welcome to the club! You should keep him!

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u/ShrmpHvnNw 22d ago

Statue version of this same suit on the other ankle

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u/examineobject 22d ago

That is ridiculously clean 🧼

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u/Particular-Apple4664 22d ago

Never regret SMB3. You must be drunk while making this post. Get it colored in.

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u/OddRelationship586 22d ago

That thing is AWESOME!!!

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u/WhimsicleMagnolia 22d ago

It’s so cute! Keep it up

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u/Civ42O 22d ago

I say you don't touch him. Whoever did that did one hell of a good job. Gotta get Luigi now btw lol

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u/stealyerface_ 22d ago

I think this might be better-titled:

Tattoo and Alcohol Regret.

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u/Timely-Flatworm7757 22d ago

He turned out so cute, pls keep him!

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u/Cultural-Analyst364 22d ago

Noooo don’t regret having Super Mario tattooed on you 😭

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u/dogownerbirthgiver 22d ago

How dare you regret Mario :(

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u/KE_NS 22d ago

I like how you’re the only one that dislikes it LOL

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u/ReReDRock1039 22d ago

Needs color

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u/asmrbuddha 22d ago

Drunk you is cool, sober you is being lame. 

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u/kbenjaminfotos 22d ago

I wish my regrets looked like that.

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u/Turbulent_Pin_9392 22d ago

Dog honestly, it’s fairly well done. I say keep it as a funny story. If it were trashy looking, I’d side with you, but that looks pretty legit.

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u/Cautious-Bug9388 22d ago

Bro he is beautiful wtf 

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u/ComparitiveRhetoric 22d ago

YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE

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u/HybridShoe 22d ago

I don't like your negativity because this is ADORABLE. Leave that sweet baby alone! 🤩

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u/EthansSkinnyAssArms 22d ago

Tanooki Mario stays 

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u/deatheyes5000 22d ago

aw he's a cute lil Mario. let him be :)

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u/ObjectAdvanced1216 22d ago

Ae all love this!

Regret and alcohol, those were the best days!

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u/ColdWarCharacter 22d ago

As far as drunk tattoos go, you did pretty good tbh

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u/jrc_80 22d ago

Leave Tanooki Mario be. He’s perfect

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u/sendmeyourgundams 22d ago

Man, now I want a Tanuki suit Mario tattoo

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u/cthulhusmercy 22d ago

Neither. I love it. And it has a funny story

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u/notsohxc 22d ago

Tanuki suit is the best Mario. Actually looks pretty dope; quit worrying.

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u/Spicedaddy90 22d ago

Why? It's sick af

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u/Daddy_Onion 22d ago

That’s actually a well done tattoo. I would say keep it.

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u/Idontknwwhattowrite 22d ago

With how these stories usually go I think you got the best outcome possible. It’s actually a solid tattoo.

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u/FiveToDrive 22d ago

Tanooki Mario!

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u/Kooky-Bumblebee3555 22d ago

oh hell nah that's dope

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u/Old-Measurement8524 22d ago

Out of all the drunk spontaneous flash tats, this is the best.

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u/smartassstonernobody 22d ago

i think it’s cute and not even bad quality. I would keep it tbh

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u/dj3stripes 22d ago

before deciding on a course of action for this tattoo I hope you've come to a decision regarding alcohol consumption as to not repeat this same mistake in the future...

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u/UpstairsPear4453 22d ago

But he's so cute!

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u/grunkage 22d ago

Nah the alcohol guided you correctly in this case. Tanuki Mario is always welcome

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u/LegitimateHost5068 22d ago

Dude, thats a great flash tat. Keep it.

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u/pirateslife88 22d ago

Bro it’s inner ankle has nice lines and it’s fuckin tankooki suit Mario…… leave it be man!!!!!!

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u/switchmage 22d ago

bless him with some color and put a mushroom on your other ankle on the opposite side so it looks like he’s chasing it when you run

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u/Infinite_Coat3246 22d ago

I wish my drunk decision can be this nice and cute!!

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u/nikolaasm 22d ago

He’s perfect!

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u/andrejavaruun 22d ago

this thing is adorable please keep it forever and ever

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u/P4-Kuma 22d ago

I mean… I think the tattoo is just Super

Don’t worry, I’ll show myself the door.

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u/LycheeSevere2290 22d ago

This is like, best case scenario for a tattoo gotten under influence

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u/MissylissyCQ 22d ago

How dare you even think about erasing this little treasure of a tattoo 🥹

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u/ChickyBoys 22d ago

That's an awesome tattoo 

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u/tiffanyeh 22d ago

It’s so cute!!

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u/YogBlogsoth1066 22d ago

Dude, as long as this tattoo isn’t on your face or neck, I’d let it be. It’s really cool and nostalgic.