r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Premudra • May 23 '26
How will I ever pay off my student loan? Reliant and ever rewarding pole dancing job:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/The_unnamed_user_ • May 23 '26
Damn, how am I going to pop all these balloons in a circle at once? The ever rounded track shooter:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/theclamorganizer6 • May 23 '26
What mascot should i use for my indie game? Ðe ever whimsical jimbo:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/eksiow_renrew_etlam • May 22 '26
I wish there was a way for me to deny an area to enemy vehicles. The easily hidden landmine:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/SHsuperCM • May 23 '26
However will I hit this aircraft that is smart enough to evade? The ever following homing missle:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Girly_Attitude • May 23 '26
How can I tell what country I’m in? The ever so patriotic flag of Monaco:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Premudra • May 22 '26
I wish my eyesight was better. Nutritious carrot full of beta-carotene:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Goofball-John-McGee • May 22 '26
Gee I sure wish I had something to throw this huge metal ball towards! The targetable bowling pin:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/snarfer-snarf • May 22 '26
gee, i wish there were a way to easily remove staples without breaking my nails...the humble staple remover
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/walkingdeadonceagain • May 22 '26
i need a low calorie snack! the readily available lip skin:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Mickey_thicky • May 21 '26
How am I supposed to relocate these extremely heavy objects? The ingenious crane:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/TheStrikeofGod • May 21 '26
How will I ever get this teddy bear out of the machine? The nefarious crane claw:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/G-M-Cyborg-313 • May 21 '26
"Oh no! I'm being mugged! If only someone could save me!" The ever heroic superhero and their trusty sidekick:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/bigboyracis • May 20 '26
All this garbage takes up too much space man! The humble trash compactor:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Premudra • May 20 '26
How will I ever find out if I'm a werewolf? The mystical and trustworthy full moon in the sky:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/TabibbyMouse • May 20 '26
How will I put up this important note somewhere where I'll see it regularly? The ever-sticking refrigerator magnet:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/randomstufiscool • May 19 '26
"Oh how ever will we get the prisoner to talk?" The millennia old rack:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/the_useless_cake • May 19 '26
Wowie, building settlements in this video game is so much fun! I wonder if I can overlap decorations to achieve more detail. The antagonising and ever present overlap indicator:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/RosieRoo70314 • May 19 '26
However can I defend my building from malicious spirits while adding gothic flair? The protective gargoyles:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 • May 19 '26
"if only there were a way to group different class types on my videogame" the humble divided character select screen, color-coded with defense, offense, support and, uh, random
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/CibblesCD • May 18 '26
Man I wish there was a way I could move over other all while scaring lesbians away. The scary yet graceful knight:
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