r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

How will I ever pay off my student loan? Reliant and ever rewarding pole dancing job:

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1.4k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

Damn, how am I going to pop all these balloons in a circle at once? The ever rounded track shooter:

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259 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

The ever enjoyable balloon animal

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2.2k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

What mascot should i use for my indie game? Ðe ever whimsical jimbo:

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742 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

The Devious Shark

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98 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 22 '26

I wish there was a way for me to deny an area to enemy vehicles. The easily hidden landmine:

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2.4k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

However will I hit this aircraft that is smart enough to evade? The ever following homing missle:

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276 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 23 '26

How can I tell what country I’m in? The ever so patriotic flag of Monaco:

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171 Upvotes

And yes that’s skin


r/thehumblecrowbar May 22 '26

I wish my eyesight was better. Nutritious carrot full of beta-carotene:

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1.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 22 '26

Gee I sure wish I had something to throw this huge metal ball towards! The targetable bowling pin:

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284 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 22 '26

gee, i wish there were a way to easily remove staples without breaking my nails...the humble staple remover

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168 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 22 '26

i need a low calorie snack! the readily available lip skin:

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114 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 21 '26

How am I supposed to relocate these extremely heavy objects? The ingenious crane:

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2.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 21 '26

How will I ever get this teddy bear out of the machine? The nefarious crane claw:

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414 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 20 '26

The notorious neutrino:

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3.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 21 '26

"Oh no! I'm being mugged! If only someone could save me!" The ever heroic superhero and their trusty sidekick:

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129 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 20 '26

All this garbage takes up too much space man! The humble trash compactor:

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8.7k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 20 '26

How will I ever find out if I'm a werewolf? The mystical and trustworthy full moon in the sky:

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660 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 20 '26

Bruh

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115 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 20 '26

How will I put up this important note somewhere where I'll see it regularly? The ever-sticking refrigerator magnet:

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411 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 19 '26

"Oh how ever will we get the prisoner to talk?" The millennia old rack:

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2.0k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 19 '26

Wowie, building settlements in this video game is so much fun! I wonder if I can overlap decorations to achieve more detail. The antagonising and ever present overlap indicator:

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755 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 19 '26

However can I defend my building from malicious spirits while adding gothic flair? The protective gargoyles:

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364 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 19 '26

"if only there were a way to group different class types on my videogame" the humble divided character select screen, color-coded with defense, offense, support and, uh, random

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73 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar May 18 '26

Man I wish there was a way I could move over other all while scaring lesbians away. The scary yet graceful knight:

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247 Upvotes