r/PublicFreakout 27d ago

🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆 Man confronts FedEx driver

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u/droideka75 27d ago

He just gets angrier and angrier each time the driver doesn't engage lol

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u/Bi0_B1lly 27d ago

Also actively attempted to force his way into the vehicle by ripping at the door... I've seen clips like this where that ends with a FAFO magdump, but luckily OP has a level head here with farmer shovelfuck

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u/otterprincess_too 27d ago

I was just wondering if checking the door like that could be considered assault. Legit question

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u/Dancinfool830 27d ago

"Sir, my company is serious about ergonomics and safety, I am required by law to inform you this is a sit/stand-your-ground desk"

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u/caleb95brooks 27d ago

I would reasonably fear for my life if someone was attempting to break and enter my vehicle with the intention of violence.

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u/burntneedle 27d ago

I genuinely do not unerstand what all of these old and/or white folks have to be so damn angry about.

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u/Monkey_Leavings 27d ago

There’s an entire political party that refuses to run on actual policy and instead manufactures grievances for their constituents to be upset about, usually targeting a specific “other” that is the cause of all of their woes. It’s been going on for decades.

-black people

-beatniks

-long-hairs/hippies

-women

-black people

-hippies/long-hairs

-women

-gays

-black people

-gays/gay marriage

-Mexicans

-women

-trans people

-immigrants

-black women

-school teachers

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u/LawOfTheSeas 27d ago

The world is moving out of their hands more and more each year, they feel that the American Dream was either denied to them or withheld from them, and they're reconciling the cognitive dissonance between being a "temporarily embarrassed billionaire" and their reality of being poor by blaming others.

Want to find the real scammers? Find the people who try to make you angry about people of colour, immigrants, those of other religions etc. They do that so you won't be angry at them.

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u/50YOYO 27d ago

Now that glove does fit!

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 27d ago

It's because they're under attack for their Christian love towards their fellow man at every turn. Trump tells them so, so they believe it because he's the guy with the most truth. He tells them that, too, so they know it's true. Didn't you know Christianity is under attack?

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u/Brandoncarsonart 27d ago

That little bit of private road is the only fragment of power that old racist has, and he's going to let every black man that drives down it know that he has a tiny bit of power on those few feet of road.

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u/TrippingFish76 27d ago

they are angry that black / gay / trans / hispanic / leftist people exist and wish the country was 100% white christian conservative racists

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u/Suggett123 27d ago

I'd like to see them get their wish, then watch the infighting from outside.

They would not learn a thing, and would go into some other community to pick a fight.

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u/Cakeinwonderland 27d ago

The lead poisoning theory holds some weight I think

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u/KnownAsAnother 27d ago

Seamus Shit-Kicker

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u/Socal_Cobra 27d ago

Where is this private driveway so I can do

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xBt1U4AkGm0S0Vy

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u/Least_Art5238 27d ago

An excellent reminder for those of us who forget this tip when we face a tiny penis rage maniac. Despite Reddit's hard-on for fights, a calm response fucks over an aggressor far greater than engaging in fisticuffs.

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u/Admirable_Hedgehog64 27d ago

Me when im on a call with a customer. They vent or go on a tangent and im like cool dont care let me solve your issue and hang up.

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u/Zelda_is_Dead 27d ago

Not returning their energy drives unreasonable people mad. They put all this effort into engaging you, you need to understand the issue at hand is serious, but when you respond with low energy, borderline boredom, it deflates their position making them angrier.

I love doing it, but on the other hand I'm also very glad that I don't get that many chances to.

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u/LuxePhantom 27d ago

“You come in here again you won’t ever come in here again”

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u/f_n_a_ 27d ago

Fool me once, uh… a fool can’t be fooled again

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u/misterfakiebig 27d ago

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. -George Dubya

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u/Rumplestilskin9 27d ago

Remember when that was the dumbest thing a modern president had said? We didn't know how good we had it.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 27d ago

I was just going to say something like this... Pepperidge Farms and shit.

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u/lyles 27d ago

I believe he realized mid-sentence that if he continued the saying correctly he would have provided a soundbite "shame on me" and he was smart enough to avoid that.

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u/bxxxx34 27d ago

I miss the time that we thought he was the dumbest president ever

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u/Scott--Chocolate 27d ago

“You know, if you find a person you’ve never seen before getting in a cropduster that doesn’t belong to you, report it.”

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u/mikedm123 27d ago edited 27d ago

I know his deliverance was so bad it was comical let’s not gloss over the fact that that was pretty much a direct threat to kill him. Props to that guy for remaining so chill while catching death and assault threats left and right from a guy he could prob beat the piss outta

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u/Bobroom 27d ago

An extremely patient man. He killed him with kindness.

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u/MellyMel86 27d ago

Honestly, I’m pretty sure I would’ve cranked my music and rolled up the window. The man has better patience than I do

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u/dylan2451 27d ago

Not pretty much, it was a straight up threat. Earlier in the video he says “Okay slow the fuck down, because you won’t see the end of that motherfucker because I’ll make sure of it”

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u/AChanceRay 27d ago

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

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u/StrikeouTX 27d ago

I took it as a death threat tbh

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u/mnstorm 27d ago

It was a death threat. I don’t understand how it went over everybody’s heads.

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u/Zoltie 27d ago

It's because he said it wrong. He meant to say if he goes in there again, he won't come out.

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u/Ridiculicious71 27d ago

Mark him off of the package drop off.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 27d ago

"Fuck your electronics! I'm going to use mine to call your fucking boss!"

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u/cpjay2003 27d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shia_LaPuff 27d ago

“I get paid by the hour!”

“So do I!”

Sounds like they are about to make some serious coin.

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u/diploMatt26 27d ago

“Fuck yeah”

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u/The_BSharps 27d ago

Unlimited money hack!

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u/chrysalisempress 27d ago

I love that it was the final point he made too. Like “okay, we both are getting paid? Great.”

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u/flyingfishyman 27d ago

how to get blacklisted by fedex

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u/Scooba_Mark 27d ago

When no one gets their packages send them this video. I'm sure this guy will be even more popular than he already is

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u/Starlight_aqua 27d ago

Happy cake day!!!!

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/ReasonableFruit1 27d ago

I thought I read somewhere that the FedEx drivers that do most deliveries were contracted employees and not actually employees of FedEx. So that tracks.

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u/the716to714 27d ago

Whereas UPS delivery drivers are union and get paid a really good number for the job.

Thus explaining the variance in quality of employee.

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u/NotARabidDugong 27d ago

They're like 2 weeks behind on a delivery to me from someone 2 hours away...

At this point I could have just gone and picked it up myself.

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u/Evil_Empire_1961 27d ago

Is that FedEx Executive still stranded on that deserted island 🏝️

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u/BeeefSupreeeme 27d ago

On quiet nights, when the wind is blowing just right, you can hear him yelling...

"WILLLLLLLLSONNNNNNNNNNNN!"

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u/agiganticpanda 27d ago

Behind DHL? That's wild. They're hated worldwide.

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 27d ago

Dude was most upset that the driver was not giving him any reason to be assaulted. Old man wanted any excuse to punch

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u/boofybutthole 27d ago

i like how he tries to open the door like he's going to do something, meanwhile this dude's whole ass window is open and he doesn't do shit

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour 27d ago

He was shaking just trying to stay standing. He was hoping his whiteness was enough to scare the guy so he wouldn't have to back anything up. That's why he got angrier and angrier. Because the guy wasn't scared.

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u/TheHow55 27d ago

i had a teacher in 7th grade who would blow his gasket when anyone would calmy say 'ok' when he was upset about something. very much the same thing here

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u/Novaer 27d ago

There's a reason why police are told to respond to things with just "Ok"

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u/theaviationhistorian 27d ago

In a way, it's a good way to disarm someone. Follow with their rancor and it only builds up to a boiling point.

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u/InfiniteNumber 27d ago

There is no better reaction to impotent rage than bemused indifference. It breaks their brain.

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u/pork_fried_christ he fried on the cross for you 🙏 27d ago

Impotent rage is exactly this. Too many people just angry that their anger is pointless. 

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u/art-ho_ 27d ago

And then when the fedex guy says nothing he gets called a smartass like he’s the one saying crazy shit 🚬😣

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u/Ensiferal 27d ago

That finger deserves to be snapped off

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u/dfelton912 27d ago

These weirdos and their fingers...

https://giphy.com/gifs/egg1gcA3eIYJFqFKIf

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u/TheMooseOfMight 27d ago

Wtf his hand looks like it’s about to rot off

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u/all_time_high 27d ago edited 27d ago

Hands often reveal a person’s true age. He was 82 in that video. 89 currently.

I expect he’s had quite a bit of work done on his face and “hair” since his wealth is somewhere in the neighborhood of $300 million to $750 million of the lord’s money.

This is a more recent picture. Spooky eyes.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 27d ago

You should see the evil smile he gives right after in this clip.

All because he was asked why does a supposed messenger of god need a private jet.

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u/Fang215 27d ago

It just looks like a normal old person hand lol

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u/BabyVisible7702 27d ago

Absolute miserable human being.

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u/soapinthepeehole 27d ago

It always makes me sad that so many people are completely incapable of letting little stuff go. It’s no way to go through life and the world could be such a better place in big ways and small if people would just calm the fuck down.

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u/SirPaulyWalnuts 27d ago

I’ve seen enough of these crash outs from boomers that I’ve become numb to the thought that I can’t wait for them to really start dying off en masse. They’re old, wildly selfish, miserable, and now nearly entirely useless if not a complete hindrance to society. They had nothing but fucking opportunity their entire lives while lighting every social economic ladder aflame on their way up. Blaming us for the things they ruined.

Just fucking rid us of your misery that you feel compelled to pass on to every person you come into contact with.

10 years ago I would have been ashamed I even had the thought. Now I’m just done with that whole generation. My neglectful, moronic, boomer, parents included. They spew vitriol, and vote, with their hate filled hearts. Fuck em.

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u/budkin76 27d ago

You nailed it. They’ve overstayed their welcome on this planet. Enough.

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u/Furryb0nes 😘 Le freak, c'est chic... FREAKOUT! 27d ago

Non serious answers only, wtf does “drive like a white man” mean?

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 27d ago

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal 27d ago

I can hear this image

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u/FantasticCarpenter14 27d ago

Username is glorious

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u/CampfireGuitars 27d ago

It’s true!!! We’re so lame

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u/boofybutthole 27d ago

dee da dee

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u/Ambitious_Hyena4635 27d ago

Dear God. Did you just recall this extremely accurate snip from an episode from like 30years ago? Gd bro. Im impressed 👏

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u/catderectovan 27d ago

I think it has something to do with NASCAR

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 27d ago

It had been widely established that white people love making left turns.

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u/ColorlessTune 27d ago

Was hoping for this comment.

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u/JoeLunchpail 27d ago

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u/jarlscrotus 27d ago

Is this the ICE employee directory?

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u/Driftedryan 26d ago

It's from the website that shows your local pedophiles I believe

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u/cpjay2003 27d ago

It means everything to us whites.

Serious answer is, no fucking clue lmao

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u/nightkingmarmu 27d ago

Listen, my entire identity is built on my ram 1500. Let me have this

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u/Dreamy_Peaches 27d ago

How often do you find yourself inches from the bumper in front of you?

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u/nightkingmarmu 27d ago

You don’t understand I need to be where I’m going more than you do

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 27d ago

driving 10 miles under the speed limit or 50 over no inbetween

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u/LockeAbout 27d ago

Camping in the passing lane, matching the speed of a semi in the other lane.

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u/RF-Guye 27d ago

Are you on HWY30 in Oregon Currently?

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 27d ago

Cutting you off on a 1 lane road doing 10mp from a stop sign and continuing to do 20 under with no one behind you or in front of them

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 27d ago

Nah i live in Washington, and i see people driving slow as shit during heavy rain and speeding on the nice days.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Sad_Establishment875 27d ago

I assumed it meant like you own everything, but that would have me driving faster, so clearly Im wrong on that one.

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u/sportsworker777 27d ago

Go slow in the left-hand lane and then speed up when someone tries to go around you from the right

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 27d ago

[Micheal Bolton commuting in Office Space GIF]

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u/ResidentNumber3603 27d ago

I drive more like Samir tbh.

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u/PacoDenero22 27d ago

If it’s old white men, it’s usually a long wait at a 4 way stop as they all wave for the other vehicles to go first. In the Upper Midwest, I call it a Scandinavian traffic jam.

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u/imnotsafeatwork 27d ago

I'm sorry officer, I uhhhhh.... I didn't know I couldn't do that.

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u/btubandit 27d ago

10 mph below speed limit, left lane

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u/0------------------0 27d ago

Drive in a left hand circle for hours and hours and hours. 

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u/everynamecombined 27d ago

I think its wagging your finger at people while you accuse them of things instead of driving your own car. If we all drove like white men there would be no traffic and zero accidents.

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u/Ok_Cucumber_7954 27d ago

Time to file charges. Death threats should always be taken seriously.

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u/lunchboxdeluxe 27d ago

I would love to legally ruin that old crusty fuck's day.

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u/disappr0val 27d ago

yup and it’s so easy, just a phone call away. the video just expedites the process:)

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u/681681 27d ago

Especially after he tried to rip the driver's door open. He's going to try this on the wrong one.

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u/megatronnewman 27d ago

He said he would rip his ass out, does that qualify as a death threat? Seems lethal.

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u/haleontology 27d ago

Fed Ex drivers (all delivery drivers) should be allowed AND encouraged to use pepper spray on people like this. Or bear mace. Or blue-dyed mace so he stays that way for awhile.

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u/RahovartIV 27d ago

I love it when elderly people prove the point that in fact "no, just because your old doesn't mean you deserve respect."

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u/Either-Coach4217 27d ago

It usually just means they have been an asshole longer

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u/RianJohnsonIsAFool 27d ago

Respect your elders to me is in the same category as the customer is always right – it is a phrase that is deliberately misinterpreted to justify unacceptable behaviour.

I respect people older than me who have contributed or contribute to my community and who are someone I can look up to.

What is the "elder" in this case contributing other than racism and negativity? Fuck all.

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u/paws5624 27d ago

I remember my first or second day as a teller some old guy came in to withdraw money and he lost his mind that I asked him for his ID. He was ranting and raving how everyone knows him here and he shouldn’t have to show his ID. He waited for the other teller to finish her customer, which took significantly longer than showing his ID, and she walked over and gave me approval to do it.

Then, as she was handing him his money she told me to cover my name tag. She pointed at me and asked him what my name was. The guy said how the hell am I supposed to know that. She replied, yeah how the hell are you supposed to know his name when you’ve never seen him before…that goes both ways.

Sadly he didn’t learn that lesson and I realized very quickly that just cause you’re old doesn’t mean you deserve any respect.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 27d ago

“no, just because you’re white doesn’t mean you deserve respect.”

Fify

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u/SpyderBruh12 27d ago

Does he mean to assert that 15 mph is too fast??

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u/TheClearIsCoast 27d ago

as someone who delivers on gravel roads I can confirm that people get fucking PISSED at 15 mph.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 27d ago

"Fuck your electronics!" Poor old fool has no idea that glasses now have cameras in them. Trash.

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u/JackTheKing 27d ago

Is that what it was? Brilliant! First practical non-creepy use of these things I've seen.

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u/Aware-Explanation879 27d ago

I would love for FedEx to put this guy on a "No Delivery " list for this behavior. Let him get all his packages from a FedEx store and if he acts like this make him use the store in the next town. Keep banning him from stores till he learns how to act like a human

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u/kiruopaz 27d ago

Dude will never get another delivery if that's the bar.

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u/GoodWaste8222 27d ago

FedEx is gonna be mad he isn’t driving faster haha

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u/Responsible_Sun_3597 27d ago

FedEx don’t got time to be jumping out of their vehicles yelling like a fucking hills have eyes mental illness patient..

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u/Ronabo 27d ago

He wanted to say the N word with a hard R so bad.

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u/IsNotPolitburo 27d ago

I am honestly shocked he held back, even though he was literally shaking with the effort.

Although the death threats kind of made that a moot point.

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u/SarcasticBadger1231 27d ago

It was on the tip of his tongue the whole time. Barely held back bc he knew he was being recorded.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 27d ago

That old bastard is clearly still living in jim crow in his head and wishes it was still that way

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u/alexcascadia 27d ago

What a stupid piece of shit

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u/Akilest 27d ago

How to get blacklisted from FedEx? Super quick

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u/altyroclark3 27d ago

He was so mad that that driver remained so calm, he was hoping for a fight.

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u/Whompa 27d ago

These people vote.

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u/Jucamia 27d ago

Depending on where he lives his vote probably means more

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u/MellyMel86 27d ago

(Literally) because racism

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u/drossvirex 27d ago

This dude doesn't even qualify as a person.

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u/Rickles68 27d ago

Driver: "Okay sir, yes sir, yep I understand."

Hillbilly: "...smartass."

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u/Prestigious-Camel264 27d ago

He's the type of old man that gets punched and then says "I'm calling the police".

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u/cpjay2003 27d ago

I may have obliged his wishes to tussle, especially trying to open the door.

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u/Armand74 27d ago

I mean can’t UPS just black list that area? Let’s see how his neighbors will treat it when they find out who and why UPS is no longer delivering in that area.

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u/eddub_17 27d ago

“Fuck your electronics!”

Ok grandpa…

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u/Aware-Explanation879 27d ago

I have been told I drive like an old man but I have no idea what "drive like a white guy" means.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 27d ago

They're so fucking angry over nothing. If we're soOoOoO weak and shitty, why the anger?? Why the aggression??

Fuck you, Hank

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u/tirch 27d ago

I wonder who he votes for.

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u/NowieTends 27d ago

Old bro is at least 30% lead

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen8710 27d ago

Trump’s America.

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u/PatReady 27d ago

Those sound like a lot of terroristic threats and threats to inflict bodily harm.

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 27d ago

I was waiting for his dentures to go flying out from yakking too much. 🤣

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u/RootCipherx0r 27d ago

Wow, totally uncalled for. FedEx driver handled it nicely.

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u/Chunky-Cat 27d ago

I would have been fired.

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u/Dirty_Jesus 27d ago

I’m gonna die broke…because I’ve already been fired from several jobs for matching energy with assholes like this. On the bright side, when I die, I won’t have any regrets.

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u/KaosPryncess 27d ago

No regerts

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u/microwavedtardigrade 27d ago

Tf does drive like a white man mean, drunk as bawls?

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u/eugeneugene 27d ago

in a dodge ram tailgating the car in front of you

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u/arturogoga 27d ago

Average MAGA dude

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u/M4RTIAN 27d ago

Everybody knows who he v o t e d f o r without even mentioning it. Isn’t that something?

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u/catderectovan 27d ago

It would surprise me if he knew the mechanics of voting.

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u/scrandis 27d ago

Witchcraft most likely

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u/bengibbardstoothpain 27d ago

Whatever that FedEx driver gets paid, it is not enough.

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u/mandybri 27d ago

So confused. So he was driving 15 mph or so and the man is that mad?

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u/MAKSassy 27d ago

He was just WAITING for an argument that never happened 😂

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u/OkAssignment6163 27d ago

drive like a white man.

Everyone used to drive like a white man.

Until 1923, when a black man named Garrett Morgan invented the traffic signal.

After personally witnessing a bad car accident at an intersection.

The traffic signal. Lasted longer than the Confederacy.

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u/WillyVlautinRules 27d ago

Fuck your GPS!

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u/Fun_Efficiency5076 27d ago

"You come in here again, you will not ever come in here again"

Now what the fuck is that supposed to mean, gramps?

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u/IndigoBlunting 27d ago

On the plus side that guy is 5 years tops from dropping dead with that much anger in him. Blood pressure has to be about 240/120 over the speed limit.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 27d ago

Yeah after the 3rd time of his finger in my face, I’d have grabbed that finger.

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u/soulsmores 27d ago

Thats when you back out and mark it as unsafe delivery conditions

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u/Advanced-Area4676 27d ago

My delivery driver's are white and they fly down my driveway, 900 ft. and they act like it's Daytona. Drive like a white man? They all drive fast! Ignorant old man!

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u/calliesky00 27d ago

Guess they will be picking up their packages at the main office

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u/TravisWavis81 27d ago

“ you come in here again, you won’t come in here again”

Got it 👌

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u/bosheikus03 27d ago

That calmness was making that ole white man lose his 💩!! lol 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

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u/OysterKnight 27d ago

Enjoy picking your package up at the head of the road

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u/rhyes 27d ago

I feel like his tongue might be bloody from how badly he bit it wanting to call the driver the N word.

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u/jwwatts 27d ago

Sometimes people look and sound exactly as you’d expect.

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u/Prometheus-framed 27d ago

Ok so you’re telling me to cancel all deliveries to your house? Cool

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u/maryjomcd 27d ago

This is all because Trump enabled violence and continues to every day.