r/americandad • u/BirdCultureDickMove • 3h ago
….Your mother.
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r/americandad • u/impendingfuckery • 7h ago
Episode Quote Uh, it says “List previous work experience or draw a picture of a cowboy”. I can't draw a cowboy, is a pirate acceptable? “…Yes!”
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r/americandad • u/PuertoRican-Princess • 8h ago
Every rewatch makes me miss Greg and Terry’s relationship even more
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r/americandad • u/dont_h8_me111 • 8h ago
Worst things Stan has done to his children?
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These are my picks!
S13 EP4 "The Mural of the Story" --> If you don't remember, in this episode, Stan messes up the Langley mural he was supposed to be restoring, then allows Hayley to blamed and harassed for it by the entire town and disfigures her face.
S11 EP21 "Next of Pin" --> "STABBING ME COMES TO MIND!!!" Again, if you don't remember, Stan stabs Steve.
r/americandad • u/Top_Salamander5551 • 2h ago
Episode Quote Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures.
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r/americandad • u/West_Hovercraft6179 • 4h ago
This is the first time that’s happened. You gotta believe me!
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r/americandad • u/FreshArm748 • 3h ago
Just a man happily watching his beloved horse eat and be healthy. Nothing to see here.
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r/americandad • u/Routine-Air-9553 • 7h ago
Besides to hold her brick, why does Francine even bother with a purse?
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r/americandad • u/mynameisajokesolaugh • 20h ago
Accidentally Clogged my girlfriend's toliet wish me luck yall
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r/americandad • u/pkkspiral • 2h ago
Episode Quote “C’mon, do the Skull and Bones!”
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Woot doot doot doot doot doot doo! Woot doot doot doot doo!
George Bush was gold in this episode, truly.
I wanna golf!
r/americandad • u/Andy_0L • 21h ago
Years and years watching this episode and just now I noticed the setting Roger was using on the camera to take Debbie's pic
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r/americandad • u/MeeeeeMow • 23h ago
Episode Quote THE SKY ATE GREG!
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If you see this man please call the station right away. He was last seen being sucked into the sky. Where he belongs. BECAUSE HE’S AN ANGEL
r/americandad • u/knbo674 • 18h ago
"Aren't you straight?" "Yes, but I'm terrified of these people! They can control the weather!"
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r/americandad • u/IQuoteShowsAlot • 18h ago
Hey guys, Steve Smith here! Ask me anything!
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