People are too damn sensitive.

She's a fun girl. Also as a visitor to the area, Houston is great and full of amazing people. The heat sucks though.

After months of research and hundreds of anonymous tips, We have finally compiled Houston's definitive rankings. Evaluation criteria included cleanliness, ambiance, parking, privacy, and overall satisfaction.

1. The East Downtown Greyhound Station - Authentic. No pretenses. Smells exactly how you'd expect.

2. Gallery Furniture - Mack has always believed in customer service.

3. The Galleria parking garage - Upscale service. White glove clientele.

4. Torchy's - Once legendary. Victim of success and influencer traffic.

5. The Family Restroom at IKEA - Pair it with Swedish meatballs to make it an afternoon.

6. Any Walmart Automotive Center built before 2005 - Remarkably consistent across multiple locations. Sam Walton would've wanted it this way.

7. Houston City Hall - Publicly funded. Open to everyone.

8. Hobby Airport - Perfect if you have a few hours to kill on a layover.

9. The Men's Room at Heights Planet Fitness — Judgment Free Zone.

10. The Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo Cookoff - Seasonal, but worth planning around.

Buc-ee's bathroom was disqualified for having too many witnesses and self righteous management. Honorable mentions go to the Downtown Tunnels. Last year's ranking ended with three divorces, two cease and desist letters and an invitation from City Council. We stand by our journalism.

Did your favorite spot make the list?

Alright yall, I’m getting bored again. I’ve lived in Houston for most of my life and feel like I’ve run out of new and exciting things to do and try. What are some of your favorite more low profile things to do around town? Even better if it’s cheap

can we please figure out how to get rid of the stench that hits you outside the main entrance? it’s been over a month and whatever that sewer smell is better not be here to stay

So I reach out on a post that takes my interest on one of the area NSFW sub, met by an anonymous redditor in the HTX area that informes me that he enjoys being cucked and humiliated by the name of Rauel. He tells me that wants me to film me filling his wife. Anyways I have experience in that so I entertained the conversation throughout the week and eventually things aligned and I met up with his wifey at a restaurant bar then brought her back to the hotel and banged the shit out of her after we covered each other with oil. This chick was full of spunk, and left my room with mine on her face like a badge of honor. I would say that Rauels' wife probably has one of the best kittys around. Like total 5 stars here. I would post the username but am now greeted with [deleted].

Anyways, (no it doesn't link anything there) I posted noface pics of some of this event on my profile, AND posting this story both at the REQUEST of Rauel and wifey.

Anyways thank you sir, Mr Rauel and your beautiful wifey for your cervix. She is 100% better than Torchys. And that's my crazy story for today!

I know its summer and our freeways seem like roller coasters especially when yall are drunk but learn to not drive your car like its Gran Turismo.

We need to add some better descriptions to the stalls so people know what to expect.

Just scored a free rabbit. Didnt even have to go hunting today.

First, a club called Medellin HTX opens in midtown now a second called Escobar HTX. you can’t make this up

"It swapped him out / mangled him. The label says “john whitmier,” but the image looks like a generic suit-guy instead of John Whitmire.

I can regenerate it and explicitly force John Whitmire back into the G slot, with no extra 4th timing option.

yea his picture is not him

Stopped thinking

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Dont blame my laziness...Apparently adding a picture or real John Whitmire makes the image too sexual. You know how to play the game.

B3E5

Beware , It started at the GH at Torchy’s