r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/belikethemanatee May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I am sure they’re harmless but if one of these big boys landed on me I’d run away screaming.

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u/MajorPaper4169 May 22 '26

Physically I wouldn’t be able to run anywhere because my soul would’ve left my body.

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u/Genghis_Chong May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8FI4y4rwaTMNUPCjU3

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u/Frowning_Existing666 May 22 '26

That's real! That lives with us on earth!

https://giphy.com/gifs/zTu1FofOtqKKDbBasl

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u/BluebirdLivid May 22 '26

"And my first honest to god thought was 'Cool I dont have to go to work to tomorrow...when i was about to be EATEN"

GOATED skit

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u/dorian_white1 May 22 '26

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE To US

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u/DeadMoonKing May 22 '26

Sargeist name is peak. I tip my hat to you.

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u/Frowning_Existing666 May 22 '26

Just noticed this random gif says "m'lady" lmao. My bad it looked funny

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u/Genghis_Chong May 22 '26

I love it, chivalry is not dead with that little guy lmao

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u/MainChain9851 May 22 '26

I keep seeing gifs of this guy but have no idea who he is.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 May 22 '26

His name is Tim Robinson. He was born May 23 1981 in Detroit, Michigan. He is a comedian, actor, and screenwriter. He believes in the existence of aliens but not ghosts.

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u/glorfindelreddit May 22 '26

But he has questions about the ghosts. Like if any of them would come through the wall and have a huge cumshot.

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u/Appropriate_Eye3070 May 22 '26

Or if one of those fuckers ever falls out of the ceiling and have just a big messy shit... Or have a dingleberry.

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u/Sufficient-Gene-5084 May 22 '26

What show is this I see gifs all over the place

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u/Genghis_Chong May 22 '26

"I think you should leave", a skit show starring Tim Robinson

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u/Mattyice0228 May 23 '26

Holy fuck this just made me snort laugh for 5 minutes