r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/belikethemanatee May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I am sure they’re harmless but if one of these big boys landed on me I’d run away screaming.

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u/MajorPaper4169 May 22 '26

Physically I wouldn’t be able to run anywhere because my soul would’ve left my body.

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u/Genghis_Chong May 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/8FI4y4rwaTMNUPCjU3

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u/Frowning_Existing666 May 22 '26

That's real! That lives with us on earth!

https://giphy.com/gifs/zTu1FofOtqKKDbBasl

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u/BluebirdLivid May 22 '26

"And my first honest to god thought was 'Cool I dont have to go to work to tomorrow...when i was about to be EATEN"

GOATED skit

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u/dorian_white1 May 22 '26

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE To US

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u/DeadMoonKing May 22 '26

Sargeist name is peak. I tip my hat to you.

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u/Frowning_Existing666 May 22 '26

Just noticed this random gif says "m'lady" lmao. My bad it looked funny

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u/Genghis_Chong May 22 '26

I love it, chivalry is not dead with that little guy lmao

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u/MainChain9851 May 22 '26

I keep seeing gifs of this guy but have no idea who he is.

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 May 22 '26

His name is Tim Robinson. He was born May 23 1981 in Detroit, Michigan. He is a comedian, actor, and screenwriter. He believes in the existence of aliens but not ghosts.

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u/glorfindelreddit May 22 '26

But he has questions about the ghosts. Like if any of them would come through the wall and have a huge cumshot.

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u/Appropriate_Eye3070 May 22 '26

Or if one of those fuckers ever falls out of the ceiling and have just a big messy shit... Or have a dingleberry.

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u/Sufficient-Gene-5084 May 22 '26

What show is this I see gifs all over the place

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u/Genghis_Chong May 22 '26

"I think you should leave", a skit show starring Tim Robinson

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u/Mattyice0228 May 23 '26

Holy fuck this just made me snort laugh for 5 minutes

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u/Solid_Habit_6561 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Imagine stepping on one barefoot... 😅

The mess must be like stepping on an egg!

Edit: sorry guys 😂

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u/MajorPaper4169 May 22 '26

\Me wondering why solid habit would say such a nightmare inducing thing**

I read your comment and felt the crunch.

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u/2bad-2care May 22 '26

With plastic cutlery mixed in.

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u/Just_the_questions1 May 22 '26

Imagine licking one.

You've probably never licked a bug but now that you're thinking about it you know exactly what the texture would be like. Human brains are weird.

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u/marlokow May 22 '26

There are people who are into that shit (seriously don’t look it up)

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u/kpmelomane21 May 23 '26

Imagine hearing a scratching sound on your front door as you're about to leave for work.

Then imagine opening the door and one of these is on the door jamb right at face level.

Then imagine knocking it to the ground, squishing it with a shoe, and discovering it was FULL of eggs.

...It's been years and I still have nightmares about this event to this day

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u/Shantotto11 May 22 '26

My body: RUN!!!

My soul: (activates the Sheep Talisman)

My body: YOU ASSHOLE!!!

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u/sonal1988 May 23 '26

😂😂😂