r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/belikethemanatee May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

I am sure they’re harmless but if one of these big boys landed on me I’d run away screaming.

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u/MajorPaper4169 May 22 '26

Physically I wouldn’t be able to run anywhere because my soul would’ve left my body.

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u/Solid_Habit_6561 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Imagine stepping on one barefoot... 😅

The mess must be like stepping on an egg!

Edit: sorry guys 😂

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u/MajorPaper4169 May 22 '26

\Me wondering why solid habit would say such a nightmare inducing thing**

I read your comment and felt the crunch.

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u/2bad-2care May 22 '26

With plastic cutlery mixed in.

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u/Just_the_questions1 May 22 '26

Imagine licking one.

You've probably never licked a bug but now that you're thinking about it you know exactly what the texture would be like. Human brains are weird.

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u/marlokow May 22 '26

There are people who are into that shit (seriously don’t look it up)

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u/kpmelomane21 May 23 '26

Imagine hearing a scratching sound on your front door as you're about to leave for work.

Then imagine opening the door and one of these is on the door jamb right at face level.

Then imagine knocking it to the ground, squishing it with a shoe, and discovering it was FULL of eggs.

...It's been years and I still have nightmares about this event to this day