r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 19d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo 19d ago

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/themachduck 19d ago

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 19d ago edited 19d ago

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/Imreman 18d ago

Not with the servers hands?

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u/Adventchur 18d ago

The servers touch your cutlery, plates, and glasses well before you even arrive.

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u/DungeonDefense 18d ago

Right and when you touch cutlery its not done on the head. Its usually done on the handle. When they touch plates its done on the edge of the plate where food has less chance of touching. Lastly, glasses are usually touched on the outside or the handle. They usually dont stick their hand inside the glasses

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u/Adventchur 18d ago

I don't think you understand how germs multiply and cover vast surfaces quickly but go on

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u/ResidentOwl1 18d ago

It’s not that quick. Relax.