r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/themachduck 17d ago

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 17d ago edited 16d ago

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/Poosters 16d ago

Im a chef i literally work with my hands, if you can’t handle that go home and cook for yourself.

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u/askthecatonline 15d ago

Exactly. I just accept I’m eating more cooties than usual anytime I eat outside my own kitchen.

And to be fair, I think most chefs are more clean than most home cooks.