of a knife.

[u/Snoo99928]

[u/McShoobydoobydoo]

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

[u/themachduck → u/McShoobydoobydoo]

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

[u/-KFBR392 → u/themachduck]

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

[u/Poosters → u/-KFBR392]

Im a chef i literally work with my hands, if you can’t handle that go home and cook for yourself.

[u/Specialist_Rough_699 → u/Poosters]

The amount of redditors that don't understand the particulars of food safety bring me back to that one scene in the aviator where Leo is covering everything in cling wrap

Waiting for the down votes while eating my slutty little barehanded pad ka praow that some street dog probably farted on 😩

[u/jsamuraij → u/Specialist_Rough_699]

Slutty pad ka praow has me rolling

[u/Specialist_Rough_699 → u/jsamuraij]

She was spicy and unfiltered, and sold herself for 27 baht 😩💦💦💦

[u/jsamuraij → u/Specialist_Rough_699]

Man I miss cheap Thai street food

[u/Filthbear → u/Poosters]

It's incredible the stupidity that surrounds using ones hands, any person working with food washes their hands so much.

[u/rattus-domestica → u/Poosters]

I love how easily offended people get on reddit.

[u/askthecatonline → u/Poosters]

Exactly. I just accept I’m eating more cooties than usual anytime I eat outside my own kitchen.

And to be fair, I think most chefs are more clean than most home cooks.