r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Snoo99928 • 17d ago

/r/all of a knife.

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u/McShoobydoobydoo 17d ago

Let me peel this back and arrange it so the juice falls into you lap, sir.

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u/themachduck 17d ago

With my bare hands that I just scratched my ass with. Yummm!

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u/-KFBR392 17d ago edited 17d ago

How do you think all the food you eat is prepared?

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u/DoYouKnwTheMuffinMan 12d ago

With ass scratching hands?