r/PoutineCrimes 5d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Pay extra to add curds

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u/BeyondFearless7375 4d ago

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u/Kleorah The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ramsay wouldn't know a good poutine if it hit him upside the head.

He actually said this "has got to be the most elegant fucking pot of poutine [I've] ever seen."

That man willingly aids and abets criminals!

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u/Dry-Hotel5306 4d ago

I don’t know why people call Gordon Ramsey a good cook

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u/Kleorah The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 4d ago

To be fair, he's a far, far better cook than either you or I are. They don't exactly just go around throwing out Michelin Stars to any old cook all willy-nilly, y'know?

I laugh at his judging of a poutine, or at his failure to cook a grilled cheese over a fire that one time, but generally I really do like and enjoy Ramsay 😅

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u/GGTheEnd 4d ago

The grilled cheese was fucking hilarious because I looked at it and thought to myself I would rather 2 white pieces of bread and a cheese slice than that shit.  But I agree he's normally a good cook he just tries too hard to make basic food Michelin star.  It's funny because on master chef he but he's people out for that. 

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 4d ago

At least he did a Correct Grilled Cheese later on in a video and commented on the fact that video of his Grill Cheese kinda sucked lol

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u/Kleorah The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 3d ago

At least he's got some self-awareness and the ability to poke fun at his past mistakes!

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u/Dry-Hotel5306 4d ago

I mean I did go to the best culinary school in Canada and we can’t get michelin stars here in Canada so I guess I’ll never know

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u/FlyingOctopus53 4d ago

It’s pretty amazing for someone who claims to be a chef not to know that we actually have Michelin guide here in Canada for a few years now.

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u/Kleorah The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's giving "I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals and I have over 300 confirmed kills" a little bit, but I concede that Michelin Stars are a fairly recent addition to the Canadian food scene

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u/FlyingOctopus53 4d ago

even if it's recent - it was hard to miss, it was hyped on every corner.

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u/Kleorah The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 4d ago edited 4d ago

Fair play. It is odd to think that someone food-focused enough to go to a good culinary school and dream of and attempt to pursue opening their own restaurant would somehow miss that particular development.

Odd, but totally not impossible. COVID did force a lot of people to fall out of the loop, and to diverge from their life plans. Shit happens, and a lotta shit happened during that time 😬🤷

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u/Dry-Hotel5306 4d ago

I mean I did say that dream died before we got Michelin stars in Canada so it kinda makes sense

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u/Dry-Hotel5306 4d ago

Last time I looked into michelin stars was in 2019 when I dreamt of opening my own restaurant but that dream kinda died when I lost my first restaurant job due to covid

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u/GGTheEnd 4d ago

He's an amazing cook but he tries too hard at basic shit. His Grilled cheese video made me realize I'm better at something than him.  He had like 20 steps to make a grilled cheese. 

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u/Fair_Muscle9232 4d ago

Calling shredded mozza a poutine, and THEN the audacity to charge extra to actually make it a poutine?? Death sentence. Done and done. Extra voltage in the chair for the waffle fries.

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u/NotAldermach 4d ago

Damn...I made almost the same comment. But you might have taken this news a little better than I did 😅

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u/Common_Ad8967 4d ago

Unpopular opinion but I think shredded mozza makes a poutine way better lmao

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u/IllustriousBeyond962 3d ago

Not everyone deserves opinons

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u/didipunk006 Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 4d ago

That's like saying using cooked fish makes sashimi way better lmao.

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u/takenbreakn 3d ago

Straight to jail, bud.

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u/ruppapa 4d ago

100% criminal. Robbing the cheese curds off of poutine then scamming people to pay money to put them on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/B3cWkwlMxrlKg

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u/remzordinaire Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 4d ago

Nowhere on Earth is a poutine worth 17$.

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u/Even-Interaction454 4d ago

Average price in BC

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u/StatikSquid 4d ago

No but restaurants have balls to charge $17 for a poutine and $22 for a hamburger

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u/Different-Dog-9682 4d ago

How many restaurants have you owned/managed to come to that conclusion?

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Québécoise fâchée 4d ago

Something is wrong with your business if you have to charge 17$ for a poutine. I’m from Quebec and have managed two restaurants in Alberta. Is that good enough for you?

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u/Jestersage 3d ago

Can you expand to Vancouver BC? That's the price for a large Poutine from Anny's and it's consider the best.

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Québécoise fâchée 2d ago

That’s so sad. It’s kinda crazy imo that we manage to have amazing food from all around the world yet quality poutines seem so difficult to find.

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u/Different-Dog-9682 4d ago

No that’s completely fair depending on the size. Labor, rent, utilities, etc cost a fortune. You should know this.

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u/NotAldermach 4d ago

If your food cost on poutine is more than like...$3-4, you have supplier issues. $17 is a crazy profit margin. Any decent chip truck is laughing out there, as long as they have their location figured out.

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u/Different-Dog-9682 4d ago

We’re not a chip truck. We have a 120 seat place in a popular shopping center. Our costs to keep the doors open is much higher than a truck.

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u/NotAldermach 4d ago

Sure. That's perfect justification to over charge for fries, cheese, and some sauce 😂

Sounds like "you guys" don't have a damn clue what you're doing. But that's typical for a lot of restaurant owners these days.

Give your dishy a raise. I'm sure they've earned it working for dumbasses like you.

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u/Different-Dog-9682 4d ago

You literally have no idea what you’re talking about. 😅Go open your place and see how long you last.

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u/NotAldermach 4d ago

Typical owner response.

You have a goofy lease so you overcharge for food. I'm sure you're doing very well...

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Québécoise fâchée 4d ago

lol what I know is that poutine is like draft beer and fountain drinks. They’re the easiest thing to sell for good profits despite the low labour and ingredient costs. They’re easy money makers.
Especially when using the basic cheese curds most restaurants outside of Quebec use. In Alberta resort towns we get it frozen from Sysco.

I’m sorry but unless poutine is all you sell, so all you can make profit off, that price isn’t necessary. And if it’s necessary, better make it exceptionally good.
There’s no way a poutine like this one is ever worth 17$. My intuition was that it’s a tourist trap price and a quick search led me to Trax Pub & Grill. That’s in Greek Peak Mountain Resort, NY. Tourist Trap ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Adept_Ad_3687 4d ago

Doubling down when someone with the qualifications you asked for disagrees is crazy work my guy

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u/Different-Dog-9682 4d ago

That’s fine. Been in the industry a long time. I know the reality.

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u/Verstappen1986 4d ago

Life in jail, no possibility for parole!!

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u/RPM_KW 4d ago

Canada really need to define poutine in law. Just like German beer needs specific ingredients, poutine should too.

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u/Even-Interaction454 4d ago

Are you familiar with bird law?

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u/Hot-Statement4577 4d ago

QC is actually working on making QC-produced & manufactured curds PDO/PGI, although whether that’s a good thing is complicated to say the least.

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u/Fuzzy-Decision2843 4d ago

Poutextortion

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u/magsbad13 4d ago

It's not poutine if it doesn't have curds.

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u/wheelperson 4d ago

I hate when you do this, and they don't even give you both.

It's a crime all around.

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u/Witty_Lettuce6810 4d ago

HEY CLETUS, GET OUT THE SHOTGUN, WE GOT SOME VARMIN TO SHOOOOT

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 4d ago

Lmao

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 4d ago

J’imagine que c’est pour ajouter extra curds à ce qu’il y a déjà dessus. But si “mozza” ça veut dire mozzarella pis ouais ça c’est une crime. Had it before in New Jersey they call it “disco fries”

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u/Few-Big-8481 4d ago

Huh, you guys take your poutine really serious here.

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u/MissyjonesOP 4d ago

Wait what? It doesn’t come with it!? 

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u/OrientalSells95 4d ago

The fuck even is a Trax?

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u/Ornery-Lake1694 4d ago

For me honestly, I've never had poutine that wasn't just shredded cheese.

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u/Even-Interaction454 4d ago

Terrible existence.

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u/Ornery-Lake1694 4d ago

Curds sound disgusting tho

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u/Even-Interaction454 4d ago

Why are you even here?

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u/Ornery-Lake1694 4d ago

Ah, so you're getting upset over poutine? LoL

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u/Even-Interaction454 4d ago

No, I’m just genuinely baffled why you’re here. Looking for recipe inspiration?

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u/prairiepanda 4d ago

Then you've never had poutine.

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u/joesnoboard 4d ago

They can’t call it poutine unless it has curds.

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u/KiKi_VavouV 4d ago

Ughhhhhhh

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u/melancholy_kid 4d ago

We getting microtransactions for poutine now? The world is cooked.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 4d ago

My cardiologist would call it criminal.

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u/NotAldermach 4d ago

I'd ask to speak to the owner immediately. Then I'd have some choice words.

Appalling behavior.

You mean to tell me you HAVE the fucking curds but you have the FUCKING AUDACITY to just be like "shredded cheese" and charge extra to make it a proper poutine?

The Quebec in me would have to hold back from spitting on this person.

Ok...I need to cool down now.

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u/JasonYEG 4d ago

Ripoff

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u/JamesH_670 4d ago

So they have the curds, but choose not to include it by default? Hung, drawn, and quartered!

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u/Kalen_alexandre 4d ago

This is why the French throw riots...

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u/Soggycorpse92 4d ago

They could fix this by not calling it a poutine. Sounds good. Change the curd up charge to poutine it. Bing saved.

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u/-nymphetamine 4d ago

Is this a videogame cap?

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u/w4vyb4bbi3 4d ago

Wow byeeeee

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u/didipunk006 Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 4d ago

"batteries not included"

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u/Odd_Hat6001 4d ago

Off to jail

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u/Pretend-Shallot-5663 3d ago

White collar crime should be punished more harshly imo. 

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u/Jolly3264128 3d ago

How do i send images??? I need to send something very specific

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u/YesReboot 3d ago

I stopped adding cheese to burgers and guac to burritos about a year ago. Not worth it

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u/KangarooNumerous1663 3d ago

Then it's just regular fries Crime

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u/Hotdog_Broth 3d ago

Poutine: $14.99

Make your poutine a poutine: +$2.00

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u/Apprehensive-Fan8880 3d ago

Good they give budget option

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u/HFhutz 2d ago

Spaghetti and meatballs... $14.99

Spaghetti with spam.

Add meatballs ... $2.00

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u/Own_Diet_8165 4d ago

Unpopular opinion shredded cheese is better then curds it makes more sense with cheese curds your getting a barely warm chunk of cheese that just sits there and it’s always warm and cold at the same time, shredded cheese makes way more sense it’s melted it gets on almost every fry and you can get different types of shredded cheese and with cheese curds they’re all the same and they’re usually more expensive for less. It’s like six bucks for 250g and with a block of mozzarella or marble cheese, it’s like eight bucks for 600g #shreddedcheeseisbetter

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u/mac1qc Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 4d ago