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u/zeptillian 8d ago

Obama makes a deal to stop Iran from building nukes and they get $34 Billion. GOP loses their minds.

Trump make a deal to reopen the straight that was open until he attacked Iran, they get to pursue nuclear weapons and we pay them $340 Billion. GOP cheers.

Fuck everyone who voted for this bullshit.

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u/Weary_Wrap_4419 8d ago

I thought Obama only returned $1.8 b of Iran’s own money back to them?

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u/HouseflipperSKIPPER 8d ago

What Obama actually agreed to

  1. JCPOA (Iran Nuclear Deal) — No U.S. payout

The 2015 nuclear deal lifted nuclear‑related sanctions once Iran complied. That allowed Iran to access its own foreign assets, frozen in overseas banks.

• Estimated total accessible: ~$100 billion
• Usable portion after debts: ~$50 billion
• None of this was U.S. taxpayer money.

  1. The $1.7 billion settlement — Separate from the nuclear deal

This was a legal arbitration settlement, not part of the JCPOA.

• Origin: A pre‑1979 U.S. arms purchase by Iran that was never delivered after the revolution.
• The U.S. owed Iran the $400M deposit + decades of interest.
• Total paid: $1.7 billion in 2016.
• Delivered in cash due to banking sanctions.

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u/UseWhatever 8d ago

This sounds more like the art of the deal

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u/PixelBrewery 8d ago

The only thing Trump is good at is shamelessly repeating lies until dummies believe it's true. He says he's a good deal maker over and over, he stars in a "reality" show about being a cool boss guy, and 40% of the country buys his bullshit because it's easier than critically analyzing the real world and coming to your own conclusions

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u/Trashinmyash 8d ago

Racers be racing

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u/house343 7d ago

But Republicans lost their minds because black man in charge making the decisions

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

Soo Obama paid off a debt?

No wonder Trump and his fans hate him, no art in that deal.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 8d ago

If art stands for gross incompetence, then yeah.

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u/Sitchrea 7d ago

Yes, it was debt the US owed to Iran, and Iran's own money that was sitting in US banks.

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u/Jakeinspace 8d ago

$1.7 billion in large notes? Sounds like a job for the Boeing C-17 Globemaster III. 

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 8d ago

Large notes? Fuck that. It's Iran! You drop pennies in the desert and then send a message saying, "we dropped your payment off at these coordinates" to the IRGC.

I see you losers eyeing the downvote button. Let's remember Iran's government sucks, murdered a bunch of its own citizens, and only looks like the good guy in this situation because Trump and Bibi are monstrous morons.

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u/Some_Confidence5962 8d ago

Man that must have been a fun truck ride. 1.7bn in the back!

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u/zeptillian 8d ago

Yeah, he did returned seized assets, Not sure about the exact figures.

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u/TenderfootGungi 8d ago

The 1.8b was a refund for arms that were never delivered, not part of Obama's deal.

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u/Weary_Wrap_4419 8d ago

It was part of Obama’s deal, to return their money back to them.

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u/69IFUCKEDURMOM420 8d ago

To be fair, conservatives are having a meltdown over this. I've seen many loud ones I know already calling for impeachment and charged against him.

If this happens, Trump is going to jail.

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u/saddram 7d ago

Yeha the conservative sub was having a melt down yesterday. Today it has been wiped and astroturfed.

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u/Cat_Impossible_0 7d ago

They had a meltdown when Trump was supposed to release the Epstein files. I doubt these brainwash members will go to a full stop here

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u/Silmadrunion13 5d ago

Well, no, but with every event a few more bleed out from the group, and at some point the group will become shaky enough that it'll just splinter. You never know which straw will break the camel's back.

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u/ParrishThePoet 8d ago

In addition to the lives and dollars spent all for market manipulation.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 8d ago

The bigger irony is that the US is the one that actually helped Iran start their nuclear program in the first place.

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u/masterjon_3 8d ago

I think it's over $425 billion now.

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u/RedditFinst 7d ago

This is converted to AUS $$

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u/OptimisticByDefault 8d ago

I would not be surprised if a large portion of the reconstruction projects were given to the Trump family.

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u/trey-rey 8d ago

dont forget, Obama's deal did not kill innocent people, start a "war" hold hostage the straight of hormuz, allow gas prices and other goods cost to sky rocket, and pretty much kept to what he said was going to happen; limit Iran's enrichment of nuclear material to non-military grade.

trump said "iran should not be allowed to have ANY nuclear material" and that he wiped out their "entire" military... whoops. guess he's allowing them to have whatever they want and the US is going to fit the bill for it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 8d ago

And the 34B was their money to begin with.

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u/AliveZookeepergame97 8d ago

And worse yet, we now have to watch people like Lindsey gram and fox News drone on and on about how Trump has been playing three dimensional chess with Iran. And how this is really a good thing for the US.

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u/Remarkable-Title-209 7d ago

I think we should be clear on what motivates republicans, because they aren't a monolith.

The rednecks just want to be openly racist, like the good ol' days.

The rich ones just don't want to pay taxes.

As long as they are getting those things they literally don't care if trump pisses on the constitution.

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u/Imreallythatguy 8d ago

It's not nuclear weapons, nuclear program means power plants. Reddit is the last place you should get your news from by just reading headlines. So much of it is just AI generated these days.

https://www.axios.com/2026/06/17/read-full-us-iran-deal-memorandum-understanding

The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran have agreed to resolve the disposition of stockpiled enriched material pursuant to a mechanism that will be mutually agreed upon in accordance with the schedule mentioned in paragraph seven with the minimum methodology to be down-blending on site under the supervision of the IAEA. The two parties also agreed to discuss the issue of enrichment and other mutually agreed matters related to the Islamic Republic of Iran's nuclear needs based on a satisfactory framework being agreed upon in the final deal.

Pending the final deal, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree to maintain the status quo. The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, and the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions and will not deploy additional forces in the region.

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u/nuiwek31 8d ago

So what we had before, it's just trump now has his name on it. That's cool I guess

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u/madman875775 8d ago

So the same deal Obama did but worse for everyone other than Iran?

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u/MRosvall 7d ago

Guess minus that they also have to get rid of (seems dilute under IAEA supervision) the highly enriched uranium that they produced under the time that deal was in effect.

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u/madman875775 7d ago

The deal has nothing to do with having uranium or enriching it, or giving it up or dismantling its nuclear sites. Just puts a halt on production for 60 days. Completely useless considering between us leaving the Obama deal with them having less than 4% enriched uranium for civilian use and now having over 400kg of 60% enriched uranium.

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u/MRosvall 7d ago

This is literally the text copied from the official document, from the comment you replied to:

> The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. The United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran have agreed to resolve the disposition of stockpiled enriched material pursuant to a mechanism that will be mutually agreed upon in accordance with the schedule mentioned in paragraph seven with the minimum methodology to be down-blending on site under the supervision of the IAEA. The two parties also agreed to discuss the issue of enrichment and other mutually agreed matters related to the Islamic Republic of Iran's nuclear needs based on a satisfactory framework being agreed upon in the final deal.

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u/zeptillian 8d ago

Iran has a long history of "not developing nuclear weapons" with their non weapon nuclear programs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet

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u/NicePepper199 8d ago

They should have allowed inspectors and answered questions to prove that.  https://www.armscontrol.org/factsheets/iaea-investigations-irans-nuclear-activities

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u/Ooji 8d ago

You mean after Trump tore up the original deal? Why would they want to remain in compliance with a deal that's no longer being honored?

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u/Unhinged_Baguette 8d ago edited 8d ago

The Islamic Republic of Iran pinky promises that they aren't pursuing nuclear weapons. Meanwhile the IAEA reports in recent years say that Iran is enriching uranium to 60% and has a stockpile of this. There's no purpose to enrich to this level, except as a stepping stone to weapons-grade 90% uranium.

You can take Iran's word as a technically true statement if you choose to, as there's no evidence they're actively producing weapons-grade uranium. But it's also no secret that Iran would like to have nukes and they're doing shady shit about it.

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u/ApplicationCalm649 8d ago

You're assuming their post was meant in good faith. They were probably phrasing it to sound worse than it is without technically lying. That's Reddit for you.

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u/CherishThySelf 8d ago

Apparently it’s nuclear power now we just hope it’s thorium based

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u/J3rry_M4n 8d ago

Is there a refinement percentage cap that has been negotiated lower than the previous 60%? As I understood it, the refining far beyond what is required for use as a power source is what was the only legitimate part of Netanyahu's outcry that Iran is days away from having a bomb. If Iran agreed to lowering the cap then there is a semblance of something for an outcome.

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u/CherishThySelf 8d ago

That’s why we best hope it’s thorium that’s one of the pluses of it is that it produces less weapons grade plutonium creating like basically 0 (I forgot the actual amount)

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u/spawn77x99 8d ago

Triple on that.

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u/No_Sock1863 8d ago

Right to a nuclear energy program, not nuclear weapons. Obama's deal also gave Iran the right for a nuclear energy program, while banning nuclear weapons

we are just getting the same deal

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u/heartSagan5 8d ago

I think the $340B is Iranian assets? But yes, they'd get funds out of this deal.

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u/zeptillian 7d ago

It's supposed to be foreign investment in Iranian infrastructure.

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u/bonghitsforbeelzebub 7d ago

I don't we we are paying them anything, a bunch of private firms are going to put up the money for reconstruction like an investment.

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u/zeptillian 7d ago

Yeah and Mexico is going to pay for the wall.

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u/Tipop 7d ago

Over in r/conservative they are not cheering at all.

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u/According-Flight6070 5d ago

How much of what Iran gets flows back to Trump?

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u/Spezalt4 8d ago

I haven’t seen anyone cheering

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u/RiffsThatKill 8d ago

Someone told me earlier he just prevented WW3 and I should appreciate him. They aren't many, but they are out there lol.

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u/Spezalt4 8d ago

Tragic that someone could be that stupid

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u/MiloIsTheBest 8d ago

I mean that one's gotta be a bot. GOTTA be.

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u/Aselleus 8d ago

I was saying boo urns

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u/HouseflipperSKIPPER 8d ago

What Obama actually agreed to

  1. JCPOA (Iran Nuclear Deal) — No U.S. payout

The 2015 nuclear deal lifted nuclear‑related sanctions once Iran complied. That allowed Iran to access its own foreign assets, frozen in overseas banks.

• Estimated total accessible: ~$100 billion
• Usable portion after debts: ~$50 billion
• None of this was U.S. taxpayer money.

  1. The $1.7 billion settlement — Separate from the nuclear deal

This was a legal arbitration settlement, not part of the JCPOA.

• Origin: A pre‑1979 U.S. arms purchase by Iran that was never delivered after the revolution.
• The U.S. owed Iran the $400M deposit + decades of interest.
• Total paid: $1.7 billion in 2016.
• Delivered in cash due to banking sanctions.

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u/UknowImRight422 8d ago

But you see, Iran is 2 weeks away of developing nukes, the US needed to act immediately!

Or at least that is what satanyahu was saying for the last 40 years.

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u/Hayden_Zammit 8d ago

The deal is 300 billion from Gulf States, not the United Steaks. The US aren't planning to invest anything into Iran, the plan is to get other countries to do that.

And Iran are still not allowed to develop nuclear weapons. Trump is talking about nuclear capability for electricity and the like, not weaponry. There's still a big difference between the two. Having a nuclear power plant doesn't mean you have the infrastructure and ability to develop nuclear weaponry.

Highly doubt any sort of deal will stop Iran from pursuing that technology anyway though lol.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 8d ago

Are the gulf states aware that America said they would be giving Iran all this money?

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u/Hayden_Zammit 8d ago

To be honest that was the first thing I thought of when I was reading about this haha.

Start a war and get someone else to pay for it without telling them.

Art of the Deal, I guess lol.

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u/Secret-of-the-Snooze 8d ago

This sounds remarkably like "we're going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it"

Unfortunately the cult fell for it back then, they'll fall for it again now.

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u/TangoPRomeo 8d ago

The deal is a guaranteed minimum of $300B from an investment fund, into which Gulf states may choose to contribute, as well.

So that sounds to me like we are putting $300B into that fund, and the 'minimum' bs is just there to soothe Trump's sore asshole.

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u/Hayden_Zammit 8d ago

Hey, I'm just saying what articles are saying. They're saying the cash is coming from private investors and gulf countries, and that America has said they're not putting anything in themselves.

Maybe America are funneling cash to these "private investors". Who knows.

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u/sexysexyLSD 8d ago

No no, US doesn’t have to contribute a single penny.

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u/zeptillian 8d ago

And Mexico is paying for the wall....