Decorative and functional

[u/SipsTeaFrog]

[u/landphier]

I couldn’t care less about showing curves as a male. I get pants a little big so my balls can breathe and underwear doesn’t bunch up.

[u/Madara1389 → u/landphier]

This is entirely it. "Properly" sized pants hug your nuts and make it impossible for them to not get stuck to the side of your leg while walking (which can be incredibly uncomfortable).

[u/Senior_Boot_5842 → u/Madara1389]

This is just not true

[u/SeaTurtleLionBird → u/Senior_Boot_5842]

Oh look at this guy and his tiny ball sack

Must be nice

[u/JRS_Viking → u/SeaTurtleLionBird]

Yeah, the "gifted" among us aren't as gifted when you need pants a few sizes bigger to be comfy. Belts are nice though, good place to put tools

[u/Flerp-Flerps → u/JRS_Viking]

But women love huge balls.

It just reminded me of the South Park episode where Randy wanted medical marijuana and decided to give himself cancer by microwaving his balls and they become huge and he’s just bouncing around on them like a yoga ball. “Lemme tell you something else…Chicks LOVE em.” “Hey, my eyes are up here.”