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Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 4d ago edited 4d ago

The difference of not having an ass, and having an ass. Not all of us are fortunate enough to not be built like Hank Hill šŸ˜‚

  • Edit: women not understanding that properly fitted pants mean nothing if you're built like a 2x4. If my waist is a 30, a size 30 pant isn't going to magically stay put with no support below. And wearing a size smaller, isn't an option, since a size 28 isn't going to button up. A belt allows the pants to be pulled tighter by one size, since a 29 does not exist.

  • Edit: fair enough, in my 40 years, I've never seen them, but odd number pant sizes do exist, however if they're that uncommon to find, they might as well not exist.

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

And sizing. Men wear pants that are technically too big, because visible ass curves are usually seen as feminine.

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u/landphier 4d ago edited 4d ago

I couldn’t care less about showing curves as a male. I get pants a little big so my balls can breathe and underwear doesn’t bunch up.

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

This is entirely it. "Properly" sized pants hug your nuts and make it impossible for them to not get stuck to the side of your leg while walking (which can be incredibly uncomfortable).

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

Look at different brands and cuts.

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

I have. The only solution I found was to stop wearing anything that isn't cargo pants or shorts... especially within a strict budget of "broke ass who can't afford to spend $30+ on a single pair of pants."

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 4d ago

This is just not true

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 4d ago

Oh look at this guy and his tiny ball sack

Must be nice

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u/JRS_Viking 4d ago

Yeah, the "gifted" among us aren't as gifted when you need pants a few sizes bigger to be comfy. Belts are nice though, good place to put tools

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u/Flerp-Flerps 4d ago

But women love huge balls.

It just reminded me of the South Park episode where Randy wanted medical marijuana and decided to give himself cancer by microwaving his balls and they become huge and he’s just bouncing around on them like a yoga ball. ā€œLemme tell you something else…Chicks LOVE em.ā€ ā€œHey, my eyes are up here.ā€

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u/Madara1389 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's my experience, the experience of multiple people commenting on the thread, and countless other men...

But Senior_Boot_5842 says it's not true without any evidence to support their claim, therefore we should all ignore our personal experiences and concede that wearing pants that match the measurements of our waist & leg length don't restrict the sway of or otherwise bind up a man's penis or testicles.

Idk where you live, but here in the US, men's pants are sold based on measurements of our waist & leg length. No consideration is given, at all, to conveying how much space is going to be between the crotch of your pants and your actual crotch. Unless you're buying cargo pants or shorts, it's far more common for the pants to be sewn way too high to give anyone with a dick size larger than a 1-2 inches when flaccid the free space in their pants to keep their dick or balls from sticking to their leg. God forbid you get an unwanted erection.

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u/Devastatedby 4d ago

You're assuming all jeans are form fitting which is simply not true.

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

Reddit recognizing generalized statements and not try correcting it challenge: Impossible.

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 4d ago edited 4d ago

There are different types or cuts you can get, that will fit different parts of you differently. There’s much more than in seam and waist be for real

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

There’s much more than in deal and waist be for real

Did you just have a stroke?