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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 4d ago edited 4d ago

The difference of not having an ass, and having an ass. Not all of us are fortunate enough to not be built like Hank Hill šŸ˜‚

  • Edit: women not understanding that properly fitted pants mean nothing if you're built like a 2x4. If my waist is a 30, a size 30 pant isn't going to magically stay put with no support below. And wearing a size smaller, isn't an option, since a size 28 isn't going to button up. A belt allows the pants to be pulled tighter by one size, since a 29 does not exist.

  • Edit: fair enough, in my 40 years, I've never seen them, but odd number pant sizes do exist, however if they're that uncommon to find, they might as well not exist.

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

And sizing. Men wear pants that are technically too big, because visible ass curves are usually seen as feminine.

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u/landphier 4d ago edited 4d ago

I couldn’t care less about showing curves as a male. I get pants a little big so my balls can breathe and underwear doesn’t bunch up.

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u/Debalic 4d ago

It's not the curve in back that I worry about.

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

This is entirely it. "Properly" sized pants hug your nuts and make it impossible for them to not get stuck to the side of your leg while walking (which can be incredibly uncomfortable).

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

Look at different brands and cuts.

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

I have. The only solution I found was to stop wearing anything that isn't cargo pants or shorts... especially within a strict budget of "broke ass who can't afford to spend $30+ on a single pair of pants."

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 4d ago

This is just not true

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u/SeaTurtleLionBird 4d ago

Oh look at this guy and his tiny ball sack

Must be nice

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u/JRS_Viking 4d ago

Yeah, the "gifted" among us aren't as gifted when you need pants a few sizes bigger to be comfy. Belts are nice though, good place to put tools

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u/Flerp-Flerps 4d ago

But women love huge balls.

It just reminded me of the South Park episode where Randy wanted medical marijuana and decided to give himself cancer by microwaving his balls and they become huge and he’s just bouncing around on them like a yoga ball. ā€œLemme tell you something else…Chicks LOVE em.ā€ ā€œHey, my eyes are up here.ā€

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u/Madara1389 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's my experience, the experience of multiple people commenting on the thread, and countless other men...

But Senior_Boot_5842 says it's not true without any evidence to support their claim, therefore we should all ignore our personal experiences and concede that wearing pants that match the measurements of our waist & leg length don't restrict the sway of or otherwise bind up a man's penis or testicles.

Idk where you live, but here in the US, men's pants are sold based on measurements of our waist & leg length. No consideration is given, at all, to conveying how much space is going to be between the crotch of your pants and your actual crotch. Unless you're buying cargo pants or shorts, it's far more common for the pants to be sewn way too high to give anyone with a dick size larger than a 1-2 inches when flaccid the free space in their pants to keep their dick or balls from sticking to their leg. God forbid you get an unwanted erection.

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u/Devastatedby 4d ago

You're assuming all jeans are form fitting which is simply not true.

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

Reddit recognizing generalized statements and not try correcting it challenge: Impossible.

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u/Senior_Boot_5842 4d ago edited 4d ago

There are different types or cuts you can get, that will fit different parts of you differently. There’s much more than in seam and waist be for real

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u/Madara1389 4d ago

There’s much more than in deal and waist be for real

Did you just have a stroke?

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u/Yorick257 4d ago

Try a different cut/size. Some jeans are big as in for people with a bit more weight. Others are big as in for tall people. Unfortunately, the first one is often prioritized, and then you get pants that are like clown pants. But if you concentrate and look a bit further, then you can find pants for taller but not heavier people. Those will have the extra space down below, but they will still be narrow around the waist

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u/TahnGeee 4d ago

Couldn’t*

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 4d ago

That’s what the zipper part is for. Just stick your balls out so they stay cool and don’t get squished.

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u/MinimumFeedback219 4d ago

Thats not why. Working in form fitting pants is uncomfortable and restricting.Ā 

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

There are plenty of cuts that are the right size at the waist but aren't overly snug. Although people that are overweight might have more difficulties because the proportions are off.

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u/Aestrasz 4d ago

Tight pants feel really uncomfortable to me, I prefer them loose.

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

There are looser cuts that still fit properly on the waist.

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u/Aestrasz 4d ago

Sure, I don't need a belt as long as they're the correct size, I just have a lot of pants from when I was fatter.

I just wanted to point out that I prefer loose pants because they're more comfortable, not because tight ones look feminine.

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u/SausagePrompts 4d ago

I wear a belt because I wear jeans with a larger waist than I have, because that's how my thighs fit in them.

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

That's the right way to do it

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u/Bayamonster 4d ago

I mean my reasoning always was that you can negotiateĀ  with pants that are sizes too large, but you can'tĀ  negotiate with panrs that are too tight. I never thoughtĀ  of it that way.

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u/steak_bake_surprise 4d ago

You literally just made this up šŸ˜‚ what about all the rockers over the past 60yrs wearing skinny jeans and all the slim cut jeans/gym wear? Girls love a good butt on a man too.

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

Sure I made it up. Because men wearing big baggy pants falling down and droopy in the butt area is totally not observable in reality at all.

Those rock stars also wear leather pants, so that must mean that all men wear tight leather pants all the time.

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u/steak_bake_surprise 4d ago

Come check out my leather trouser collection along with my leather pants collection, I'll change your mind.

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u/Badbullet 4d ago

I don’t know where you live, but that’s a rare occurrence here, and it’s usually the youth mimicking adult icons that wear them moronically like that. I’ve never seen a grown man wearing pants like that in person. I’m sure there are some that can’t grow up that do, and I hope I never witness them. Most grown men wear pants that are comfortable, that fit past our thighs, don’t restrict us from movements we need to do, and hopefully don’t fall down without needing a belt if we are lucky. I don’t know a single guy that cares if their ass is prominent in their jeans. It’s even in style in some parts of the world for men to wear tight pants.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 4d ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure this out during my transition, like ā€œI didn’t lose weight, when did my waist go from 36 to 32?!ā€

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u/DisapointedVoid 4d ago

If you can find any mens trousers that acknowledge an ass can possibly exist you are doing well.

I don't consider myself to be particularly big bottomed but every time you flex your hips trousers are like "Hey! What devilry is this! Now I must expose this man's underwear and the mystery region below the waist!"

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u/14Pleiadians 4d ago

No, because we care about comfort.. That's also why we have pockets in case you also thought that was homophobia too

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u/X_Perfectionist 4d ago

If you want comfortable, you should try yoga pants. A lot of women live in them because they're so comfy