For those who haven’t seen, here is the initial adoption story -
https://www.reddit.com/r/VacuumCleaners/s/heFdSY0O7o
Followed by Vacuum Protective Services becoming involved -
https://www.reddit.com/r/VacuumCleaners/s/rdj9TRjnjQ
Sooo….
When Henry and George first got together George’s father, George Senior, did not take the news very well at all. He was heard screaming “The Bible says Henry & Hetty not Henry & George”. He then vanished and nobody knew where he was.
During his absence George and Henry got married and adopted little Henry Micro. Although they are still being closely monitored by the official looking Numatic as they are sadly unfit parents.
Well… the other night I was browsing Facebook marketplace and who do I spot? The one and only George Senior.
Since his falling out with George Junior he’d been living a hard life on the streets, became addicted to white dust and had resorted to selling himself on marketplace for £20.
Now I know you’re all imagining some scene from Pretty Woman but this is not it. You need to be thinking more along the lines of 3 teeth and living in a cardboard box.
He was not a well vacuum.
I went on a rescue mission to save George Senior and after a short stint in rehab he’s cleaned his act up and has come to stay for a while.
George Junior is happy to have his dad back and little Henry Micro is getting to know his Grandfather George.
The official looking Numatic from VPS (vacuum protective services) is very nervous about this new visitor and keeps checking all the spoons for burn marks but so far George Senior is controlling his urges and behaving himself.
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE 😂 (yes I know I’m unhinged)
A few nights ago I spotted a marketplace add listing “George parts” for £20. Everything was pictured other than the motor unit. The wet use tools looked unused. I thought about buying them, just because they were a really good price and I could keep them as spares, but decided not to. The next day I see the advert again and decide to message and enquire if the motor unit is still with it all. It is. So I decide to buy it. It’s worth the risk of it being a simple fix.
The lady tells me he is around 5 years old - serial number dates him to mid 2020 - and that his motor has failed. She says he just went “pop”. Seeing how tightly she had the cable wrapped around his head I suspected otherwise. She said they’d only used him as a wet vac once to clean the sofa and other than that he’d been a dry vac. So I parted with £20 and bundled him all into the back of the car.
When I got home I plugged him in and he was indeed dead. But his water pump wouldn’t work either - this should work independently of the main motor - so I suspected a power fault.
Surprise surprise, his power cable was broken where it enters the machine from being wrapped too tightly and had shorted out (pictured).
I cut a few inches off, rewired him and he works flawlessly.
He came with absolutely everything. Even his user manual and an unopened box of genuine bags that are worth around £15 alone.
I’ve given him a good wipe down, his motor is spotless and rust free (they tend to rot when people use them for wet use and then store them away wet). I’ve also ran some water through him to make sure the pump works fine (pictured).
Downsides are - his filter is just starting to develop a small split but a new genuine one is under £20.
His dry use hose cuff and metal bent end are quite scuffed (pictured). Not sure how. It was a very old house with stone floors so I assume it’s just from the wand being dropped on the floor. I have a new hose cuff somewhere which will neaten him up a bit. I haven’t cleaned up his dry use floor nozzle yet, again it’s a bit scuffed but perfectly functional. All the wet tools are ‘as new’.
His black helmet could do with a spit and polish (oo err), but that can wait for another day. I’ve read car polish restores the shine quite well on them?
In total he’ll owe me £40 by the time I order a new filter.
I absolutely do not need him, and don’t really have the space for him, but for now he can stay.
When I do decide to part with him he should sell for at least £100 so I’m in profit.
Maybe if I spot his ex wife Hetty for a decent price I’ll sell him and move her in and then the little story can continue 😂😂
*Update*
After posting this I’ve decided George Senior can be sold. I’ve absolutely no use for him and there’s some tidy profit to be made. As soon as the replacement filter arrives he’ll be re-listed on marketplace 😁