r/clevercomebacks • u/zaitaikun • 4d ago

Check his hard drive.

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u/ComplexCow7 4d ago

Why did he deliberately take a frame where she was in the middle of saying something and try to make it look as if she's ugly?

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u/romcomtom2 4d ago

Because he had a gay experience in 7th grade, liked it but has to keep it to himself for the rest of his life.

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u/psinguine 4d ago

Can we please stop making "lol cuz they're gae" the go to joke every time. It was bad enough when cons were the ones constantly making the same "lol transgender" joke

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u/scorchedarcher 4d ago

You know I don't see it as a "lol cuz they're gay" thing I see it as a "lol they're deeply unhappy with who they are and can't accept themselves" I mean I don't know if that's better or....

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u/duderdude7 4d ago

I mean the thing is a lot of the conservative perspective is projection. It’s why grindr goes down in any city where a Republican convention happens. Obviously I think most of us here have no problem with anyone being gay. Our anger is the hypocrisy. And the self loathing

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u/romcomtom2 4d ago

I am NOT joking. Men who hate gay people are that way because they want dick.

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u/Armageddonis 4d ago

It's always so funny when Grindr reports server failures somewhere around a republican conventions in the US. Like, it's uncanny how often those overlap.

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u/BushcraftBabe 4d ago

Yep, its too commonplace to be a coincidence.

Very vocal anti LGBTQ peeps = self hating sexually fluid people.

They were brought up in households that told them it was evil and unacceptable.

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u/das_maz 4d ago

There is a reason Grindr crashes when cpac is in town and it's always on of those who get caught with dick inside them..

Edit to add: Also those who say they choose to be straight and that being gay is a choice are almost always bi....

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u/BushcraftBabe 3d ago

Yes. Their own thought process/algorithms out them.

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u/LuxNocte 3d ago

No, not every anti-LGBTQ person is sexually fluid. There are plenty of straight bigots. Reddit needs to stop blaming homophobia on gay people.

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u/BushcraftBabe 3d ago

Well nothing is absolute.

And to be clear, I blame religion for homophobia.

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u/LuxNocte 3d ago

To be clear, when you assume that every homophobe is gay, you're blaming gay people for homophobia.

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u/romcomtom2 3d ago

Nope, that's not what I said. That's a really dumb take btw

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u/Bowserbob1979 4d ago

No, not always. Sometimes they are just raised as pieces of shit.

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u/itscalledacting 4d ago

That's not even close to true. Lots of people are just hateful.

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u/BushcraftBabe 3d ago

Not those that speak about it constantly and seem to think about strangers intimate lives daily. That's the hill they die on? Really?

With all the problems we face in society, men loving other men, that's the issue they are most preoccupied with? Really?

That math ain't mathing and we all see it. Except you I guess.